how about u eat my ASS
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I feel like minimum wage isn't low enough and that the elderly could be mashed into a lucrative bio fuel. My chauffeur refuses to run over pedestrians and throwing bimbos out of blimps is starting to bore me. My intern thoughtfully brought me a coffee and I just froze; unable to hit the trap door button 😞