Have you watched the Charlie Sheen doc ???

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WSB mods coded the auto-mod with Fortran using voice-to-text in a google doc.

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Charlie Sheen doc is 🔥

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I cant get rid of this erection doc, every time he clears his throat it gets harder

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The nature documentary he did? I did a double take when I put on a random Netflix nature doc and out comes fucking Obama

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Sept 17, 2025 - 10:15am JPow sat down at his desk and let out a long sigh as he looked at his MacBook. It had a big ‘dollar-sign’ sticker on the top that he got for 50 cents at the bowling alley. He opened the computer and used his pointer fingers to type in his password: “J-Money#1”. He took a long sip of the warm milk in his coffee mug. “How much more should we print?!?” he yelled at the intern situated at a desk outside of his office. “I don’t know man, mango just tweeted we going all in on BTC, need 50 trillion and negative interest rates it says” the intern shouted back. JPow hated the intern’s dismissive tone but the young man was 6’5’’ and built like a NFL linebacker... his wife called the intern a “Chad”, but JPow didn’t know what that meant. He mumbled to himself, “I’m the money man. Nobody else.” JPow opened up the Google sheets doc titled “$$$ Money for government $$$” and looked at the only cell on the sheet with anything in it. “100 trillion” it read. He stopped for a moment, smiling at his own brilliance, then deleted the word “trillion” and replaced it with “gazillion”. JPow nodded and took another sip of the milk, satisfied with his work for the day.

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Facts… 2006 was liar loans and no-doc nonsense. Today’s underwriting is way stricter, but the weak link now is jobs and affordability. People stretched thin at 7%+ with no cushion don’t need subprime paper to default, they just need a layoff

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Back then it was no-doc ninjas blowing up the system. Now it’s W2 borrowers getting margin-called by their own mortgage. Same pain, cleaner paper

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The thesis? Sorry Doc the dog ate my homework. We're rollin' on vibes here

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Yes Netflix pump from his doc incoming 

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