Need a teams dial in set up at Wendy's behind the dumpster so I can join

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Kelly is such a fn sloot. Her timeline is a huge red flag. The FDX plane plummet on Christmas Eve, and everyone assumes Chuck is fish food. Then, somehow, in the span of four short years, she manages to grieve, heal, date, fall madly in love with a the dentist, marry the guy, pop out some kids, all before Chuck shows up at her door. Four years. That’s not processing trauma, the math aint mathing bitch. What happened was the sloot went straight to the streets. Probably had the dentist on speed dial too. But in the end Tom Hanks wins. He walks away with the greatest pickup line in human history, “I survived four years alone on a desert island” that's a story that will slay any woman he comes across. That country girl at the crossroads with the angel winged truck? She didn’t stand a chance. In the end, the real lesson is to never trust women.

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What the fuck am I even looking at? Did you pull the numbers for calls and puts out of your behind? I'm sorry man but you gotta dial in your numbers a bit more.

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By the way, those platforms have sold each share several times over. They're going to be GIGAFUCKED when the IPO happens, because they're going to have to buy those shares at whatever price they can get in order to give liquidity to the "shareholders." That's in quotes, because the customers never actually owned shares, but rather an interest in the platform's shares. I recommend putting a good lawyer on speed dial, because there are going to be some interesting lawsuits.

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