Dear Donal, My name is Bowls and I am 10 years old. I have been very good this year. I ate all my vegetables (except the green ones) and I did not fight a trade war with my sister. Even when she started it. I am writing you a letter because dad says you are boss of numbers now. Please fix the stock market. My dad looks at his phone and makes a sound like a sad cow. He says S and P are down again. Are you friends with S and P? Please make them stop fighting. I need the lines to go UP for very many good reasons: 1 I want a playstation 6 2 Dad says my allowance is tied to nasdack 3 If the line is red, dad drinks sleepy juice and mom has a sleepover with aunt pam. If the line is green, we go to disney. Can you do a tariff on red lines? I will leave a fish filet and a diet coke by the front door for you. Please don’t let secret service eat it. Best retards, Bowls

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Cow pies are not only entertainment, they are edible!

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holy cow

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Plus it's a dividend cash cow. Canadians don't sell their Big 5 shares on a whim. They pass that shit down to their kids

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That’s dumb, their only other option is macOS so it’s APPLE and MSFT cash cow is now office and Azure. Europoors aren’t going to find a replacement of google apple Microsoft

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How could they do this to the cow to silver ratio

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I scored a fucking sick OT goal at the Cow Palace once and then after the game my linemate got into a street fight with a bum in the 60' of parking lot between the dressing room and the team bus. that place was weird.

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I met and talked with Bill Clinton alone in a room when I was 15 years old (2001) at an event at the Cow Palace in Daly City. I have a photo with me and him in it. We talked about school, sports, interests and he seemed totally normal. This must have been around the time he was hanging out with Epstein. I did not realize the danger I was legitimately in.

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Step 1) livestock auction. Step 2) buy a dairy cow. Step 3) ????? Step 4) profit.

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In the last 12 months US Corn Futures: -12% Bit🌽: -27% Imagine being a 🌽 bro and having your Port outperformed by fuckin cow food

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