If Whoopi Goldberg “can’t afford to retire” making 8 M a year off the View being her financial advisor must be great

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If you are at least 6'2" with at least an M.S. and want to have a tall Dutch girlfriend or possibly wife, its really quite easy to do. Simply take a trip to the Netherlands. Just bring some nice darker colored casual clothes, a scarf or two doesn't hurt, and fake black rimmed glasses if you don't wear real glasses. Hang out in coffee cafes and pubs, read an interesting book, or work on your writing, and abra-cadabra, you will have a Dutch girlfriend. She is likely from a wealthy Dutch family, and will welcome you into Dutch society with all its charm and warmth! Zet 'm op!

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That is no m... oh that. Yeah, that´s the moon.

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+15% to the port, thank you Texas A&M

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I´m in.

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I m funded by BigWind and Japanese whale killing industry

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It’s fake n jay. I m going all gold slowly at least if everything fails i can enjoy a golden shower

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The odds are so outlandish that we shouldn’t have to hear 50bps talk all M T W….but we will anyway

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fair. I would argue that there is basically 0 chance this administration blocks a Larry Ellison M&A and the IP catalogue looks insane. The will never run out of content to make, remake, and remaster. the other case is they are going into big debt and it's all basically personally backed by the wealth of Larry Ellison and the price of Oracle rn

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“ L M A O “

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