Fine then, I’m going all in on these and CAT calls 

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My 12 yo son said all the kids at school said the halftime show was stupid. At work today all the adults said the same thing. Wondering who truly like it?

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Can I have a small donation of 5K to put it all in a 0dte and pay you back with interest if it goes well

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In the coming 2030s greater depression, president bernie sanders will heavily restrict all trading involving leveraged products.

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Yo Microsoft, all I ask for is another 3% pump

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Getting liquidated?? Brother, I'm not getting dated at all.

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All you idiots saying "MSFT calls" I hope you idiots realize you're about to get wiped. MSFT is going to go red tomorrow and I hope you read this and get that through your thick re*tard skull. Enjoy losing the money you put in for absolutely no reason, investing in a failing garbage company. Why don't you do better research, and invest in better companies rather than looking on Reddit on what to invest in. Enjoy the loss tomorrow.

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Skimmed through some of the Super Bowl commercials 👎👎 They all suck Make Quality Britney Spears Pepsi Super Bowl Commercials Great Again

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Shorting TSLA, is like shorting >50% of all the big favorite ETFs everyone is bullish on. It's why TSLA never goes down much.

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