Ok we are almost ready for an epic V. Now it all depends on the EU boiz in 2hrs. If they wake up, see Nikkei/Kospi -3% (and didnt realize they were -5% at some point) and see red futes (not realizing we are up almost 0.90% from the bottom), and they starting panicking and selling off - as europoors always do - they can cuck the last 5hrs of liquidity provided by asia. So i guess, if theres is a G-d in this stock market, pls, hear my plea, europoors for once, pls pls dont sell. AMEN

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I’ll admit I started dancing too soon when I saw -1% after hours. Now I’m gay and sad.

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My wife's boyfriend snores. What should I do?

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#I use wet wipes, you use META stock certificates LMAO🤌

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Hicks from flyover states working in Walmart worried about NYC, I’ve seen it all

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I just realized Wendy's is up almost 6% today

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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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I swear this time calls on META will work

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Don’t worry bro, I will take them off your hands for you for $0.01 per contract. Uhh the ones that didn’t expire yet.

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Made money with puts yesterday, so I bought a SPX 6725 put for today, but it's not looking so good now

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