I’m waiting for December 22nd to full port into Jan 2027 $200P. I’m buying it all December 21st at close. EDIT: Dec 19th

Put Hold on, I’m comin’ on your playlist this second - it’s the vibe Edit: Sam & Dave

so, there are going to be official disney chatbots, and journalists are going to spend hours trying to get it to say something sexual just to have material for a ragebait article "Disney Allows Erotic Roleplay With Its Characters!" edit: oh wait, it's for sora videos still.. people are going to find a way to generate something sexual eventually

I got you bro what’s your zelle Edit: my identity has been stolen

Dead cat bounces can get fucked in 5 minutes Edit: shit that NVM that happened as soon as I commented this holy shit lmao

Best DW film EDIT: shit I mean after training day

I hope it tanks to $170 by tomorrow so my 12/12 $215 put will cancel out the loss from my 12/19 $187.5 call... Edit: Maybe we'll see a bounce back up next. Let the calls get wrecked this week. I think $META did start to bounce a few weeks after.

Silver is experiencing a supply deficit, “squeeze” or structural shortage. China spot prices are higher than the wests spot price, and India revalued silver to gold 10:1 locally. There is arbitrage happening, shorts (banks who sell futures) being held to their obligations to deliver silver, edit: (opposed to settling in cash) along with retail participating in the supply shortage by scooping up physical and exacerbating the volatility. Gold is behaving normally. Silver is being scooped up like there’s no tomorrow and the coming contracts leading up to March will likely continue the madness

Puts on WSB. This sub is almost more political now than regarded. Bring back DD’s on stocks, not JPow , economic data , and 🥭. Wdf happened, starting to feel like a news outlet in here with a bunch of opinionated keyboard warriors. Edit : Scratch this, throw it all away, just bring us more regarded plays with wins and loses . No more political news . I’m here for the absolutely smooth brain bets and vice versa.

"the best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the next best time is right now." Never too late to get started

ORCL down 12.60%? what on earth happened? Edit: Not bought, just curious.

Contango - during Covid, demand fell. People used tankers as a giant floating container farm. Weirdly oil is also priced off the books when it’s on the high seas. But we know how much comes in and how much goes out, so people know containgo is happening. So if some sort of shock, like someone was to impound a tanker, to a country like Cuba that couldn’t defend itself, then that wouldn’t upset oil markets. Oil has been dropping because demand is down and you can only hold all that oil in tankers for so long before it affects price. That answers your question: the market doesn’t care about the tanker being seized. Is that less world salad for you? Edit: Oil futes— https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/crude-oil/light-sweet-crude.quotes.html

Cheap calls at open. \-Black guy behind tree in a yellow suit rubbing his hands-

Do edit source and remove the red

Alright guys, I have a brand new PS5, already Christmas wrapped with a bow and everything. Asking tree fiddy. Already has tag on it "from Dad", just need to mark out Jackson and apply your child's name.