Damn that looks like tree fiddy worth of eggs. Flexing.

edit: The comment was removed, good work everyone!

Rocket labs launches rockets that are small as fuck. It’s like retrievable fireworks. Maybe can be used to launch a dildo to space and bring it back but that’s abt it Edit: turns out new rockets are big enough and can launch a whole porn crew so bullish.

Dollar tree balloon sales up 1000%

So we don't shoot down the CCP Balloon in the abandoned plains of Montana but once it gets to the East Coast fire away. Lord almighty, have mercy EDIT: headline said "Shot Down over East Coast"

What if the balloons were planted by Joe? _some conspiracy theorist_ Edit: I swear people hate jokes 😂

Gyna is dumb, they are just starting to get going again with reopening and now shot themselves in the foot with this balloon shit. Calls on South Asia which will benefit from business moving mfg away from China Edit forgot to mention YANG, hang seng is screwed

How is this not a meme/joke lmao? Edit: next time I make a joke, I will make sure to say “opening a short position” and “closing my short position” 🤓

TSLA V shape recovering up to 300 this month with EV tax credit now including all Model Y and Musk absolutely bending over the bears / short sellers in court. 🚀🚀🚀 edit: if you downvote this please post your short TSLA position and how much you are currently underwater.

Not at all. You sound like a regard. Nothing is ever going to stop police from making false arrests. If you couldn’t take that away from what I was saying ya need help. I can tell from your comment you’ve never been in a cell so your comment means very very little too me. If you’ve ever been to prison I can guarantee any mother fucker in there would trade a kidney to get rid of their life sentence. Or even for a shortened sentence. Prison is not a fun place I don’t know if you were aware of that. Edit: An you took the time too hop on a fake account too write that ? Wild.

"within a month" Don't touch finance if you're as good in it as in lingual skills. Best wishes, Your 4th grade teacher. Edit: my sentence construction software needs an update. But I'm a dog. The bar is still low ;)

Some implied moves for earnings next week - 600 companies reporting: ​ $DIS 6.2% $PYPL 9.3% $LYFT 16.1% $EXPE 8.0% $DXCM 9.9% $DOCS 14.2% $AYX 13.7% $YELP 9.6% $AFRM 22.2% $HOOD 11.6% $GT 8.3% $APPS 18.3% $SONO 12.3% $XPO 8.3% $ORLY 5.3% $WYNN 6.9% $EFX 6.7% $MGM 6.0% $APP 18.5% $PI 14.3% $FROG 12.1% $PINS 13.1% $ATVI 6.9% $TTWO 8.7% $SAVE 4.7% $SPG 5.1% $ZI 15.3% $CHGG 17.0% $RMBS 7.3% $PETS 10.3% $VRNS 14.0% $HTZ 11.5% $DD 4.3% $FISV 4.5% $INCY 4.5% $ENPH 12.04% $CMG 6.5% $FTNT 9.6% $VRTX 5.6% $PAYC 9.2% $ILMN 7.4% $PRU 5.0% $UBER 10.3% $CVS 4.2% $CME 3.3% $YUM 4.3% $PEP 2.8% $ABBV 4.0% $CGC 12.0% $PM 3.2% $CCJ 6.8% $AZN 3.9% $SSTK 10.6% $LITE 9.0% $IQV 5.5% $SPB 7.7% $PRLB 12.6% $ON 8.3% $TSN 6.5% $IDXX 7.4%

I identify as a tree, can I come?

They cannot collect a lot more and accurate data lol Edit: maybe for like weather or something but for actual surveillance a satellite is a much better tool and there’s plenty of those spying on us already. China is getting nothing new here this is a non story

Ok, wife still asleep gonna wake her up w some D, and if she says ‘no’ gonna go feed the horses and have some coffee. Then try again in 30 Edit: it worked, gonna be a good day