I do wish I'd just bought 5k-10k LUNR shares at $5 and held them instead of constantly messing around with covered calls and selling puts. Then again, I didn't think the stock would more than 3x in less than a year. I guess technically if I'd known that, I wish I had invested way more than that in LEAPs and held.
edit: But no, if your question was would I rather put everything in SPY and look away, no, there's no way that's generating triple digit returns, so not really a substitute for what I do. (Then again, it also didn't crater 75% in a year forcing me to look for triple digit returns just to get back where I was.)
I wonder: do you have more of those penny stocks that didn't make profit or like a small loss?
Cuz I feel like perfectly picking the right ones is hardly possible. But ofc if you only buy stocks you can buy them and sell them at minimal to small loss if the explosion does not happen
Edit: penny stocks is the wrong word I guess. I mean things that were relatively unknown before the big pop of this year like KULR, QUBT...
*I have a car, so I don't need rides very often but recently went out of town for a concert. Wanted to drink and asked the front desk if they could recommend a local cab company. She looked at me like I was from another planet. Yes Imma boomer. Nobody takes a cab it's way expensive ."everybody Ubers. I looked at her and said how much could it possibly be it's less than three miles, I could walk if I was sober. Called cab company It was $7.50 and I'll be there in 3 minutes. Made return call during encore and the dude was waiting on us when we went out front. I made sure to inform the young lady at checkout.*
Edit: Did use Uber once with group. Brother in laws daughter calls Uber, driver shows up after 10 minutes and says "Sir your destination is only 700 feet". "I don't care I'm drunk and I don't wanna walk that far," 
Hims has now responded at least 3 times (that I'm aware of) to news about the tirzepatide shortage either ending or possibly ending.
The stock *will* take a hit when the semaglutide shortage ends, because investors are heavily overweighting its importance to the business. Just read the Q&A piece of the last earnings call to see.
Good luck OP.
Edit: I'll be buying calls when it happens.
I have three accounts, all similar sizes. The one I'm most active in is only up about 5% for the year, because I chased a few biotechs in size after they got some huge approval (PHAT, VKTX, IOVA), and because that's where I tend to play with short-term options because it's an IRA. Proving I suck.
My other two accounts which are more buy-and-hold (one because it's taxable, the other because it's at a full-service place where I have to find the phone#and talk to a financial advisor to make a trade, which forces me to be more responsible and thoughtful, not to mention socially outgoing) are each up about 40+% for the year.
Only one of the three is my go-to for FOMO or dopamine-seeking, and it's the one where I'm underperforming significantly.
Buy hims. It's just getting started. They are entering into more generic drugs and faster service across North America. Plus new CEO is bullish. Stock is cheap now, should be $50 in the next year.
Edit: Also probably more lax regulations with RFK jr. in the mix. (unfortunate for us, but probably good for the stock)
OK dude go ahead and short this thing.
You guys are so fucking dumb, you’ve got a stock staring you in the face that’s an absolute grand slam, yet your hate for Elon is preventing you from making fistfulls of money.
Edit: also that link is 3 months old, which is basically an eternity in FSD iterations. They rolled out V13 since this article was published. At least come at me with updated data you fucking regard.
Ok, I didn't read your subtext in your post, sorry.
If you naked sell call options :
1. You will have to be allowed to have a margin in your IKBR account.
2. If the options are in the money at expiration, the next day you will wake up with -100 shares of KULR (times the amount of options you sold) in your account and you will be given the strike price (7.50$) for each.
So if you sell 80 options, you will collect the premium now and you are free to do what you will with that money.
At expiration, if out of the money, you get to keep the premium and life is awesome!
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At expiration, if in the money, your account will look like this :
\-8000 shares of KULR (your basic b\*\*\*\* short position)
\+60000$ (8000\*7.50$)
You still get to keep the premium you got from selling the options, whatever that was, whatever you did with it.
You will have to rebuy those 8000 shares of KULR, you know eventually, when the time is right for you or when you blow your margin and Marge gives you a call.
//Edit, I said, if the options are in the money at expiration, that's an oversimplification, .... if the options are in the money before expiration, the option buyer has the right to exercise whenever they want.
In that case, see above what would happen at expiration, only it would happen sooner.
Haha. You think Jane street is going to establish a $50m position just to teach me a lesson on some short calls?
Ahem… dear hedge fund traders, yes, I am short naked calls on KULR. Come please teach me a lesson. Please.
Edit: is this market manipulation?
I mean unless you really want those paintings because they surely make you cum or similar, you can refuse to buy the one you didn't have proper win confirmation during the auction (since it made you spend even more money on others painting you can probably excuse yourself and back off) and just buy what you intentionally wanted....
Or do not do any of this and gamble in the casino.
ALSO WHO BUY PAINTINGS ON CREDIT??? WHAT IS YOUR LIFE TO BUY PAINTINGS ON CREDIT?
I need to know. We all need to know.
Edit: YOU BOUGHT [THIS](https://www.juliensauctions.com/en/auctions/-fine-art-from-the-playboy-archive-556?search=patrick&categoryIds=)? (Warning NSFW)
ON CREDIT???
You belong here.