America: does America shit
Redditors: what are we a bunch of Asians??????
Edit: [Reference tweet](https://x.com/hermit_hwarang/status/1404535670765408256)
A part of me is glad i made the temporary switch to bonds for [my 401k and 529 accounts](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1oulasz/comment/noe2z9f/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
~~i should shield up my roth ira too~~
edit: just moved roth ira to mostly bonds until this shit is over
dear diary: my first corporate job I sat there for 5 years, it was mental torture. I'd have a breakdown in the parking lot many days. almost every morning I'd think about just driving the car into a tree. it took them promoting me and giving me a wage my contracting company didn't agree with for them to finally let me go after a year because I made too much. it was the best thing that could happen to me. it was my fault though, I should have left 4 years prior but I first got the job in 2008 and it took me almost a year to land it. anyway i've had 2 jobs since then that have been pretty awesome comparatively.
Take out a massive SoFi loan, and when you can't pay it back use your last bit on SoFi puts. If everyone does it, we're rich.
Fake edit: Then turn around and buy SoFi calls since the puts earned you enough money to pay back the SoFi loans. Infinite money glitch found!
Even if it slows from private sector, I would bet on US government-backed loans filling the void. Such a bandaid be much cheaper for the US govt instead of fixing a full blown recession.
Edit - Sentence structure