Nah my girl works at the city so pd had burritos catered today so she brought me one home
I did see a couple dork bike cops on the trail though. Poor guys felt all stupid.
When futures are green this is a real community. People submit their problems and ask for advice, people wish each other luck, generally the conversations are pleasant and can be off topic. When they’re red “FUCKING NUKE IT, LIMIT DOWN, BOOL FUK, LOLZ MARKET IMPLODING” THAT’S why I hate bears.
Edit: you know what I’ve realized? It’s always bears in here at night and they’re just more pleasant when they’ve been gaped for 3 days. Less shit talking, they’re dead inside. Maybe that’s just gotta happen every once in awhile. (They still downvote though lol)
Fuck this guy, YOLO again and buy a Lambo or start an onlyfans based on the result
Edit: I finally finished this TLDR post and my response and fuck yourself often, and hard
My parents passed away, left me the house and they still owed a LOT. I was thrilled to sell it. Closed last week in SoCal.
I feel like the buyers made a huge mistake.
Edit: obviously rolling the proceeds into 0DTE Spy puts, just like my dad would have wanted
Man you white folks are lucky. You can cheat on your wife/gf and there’s a 50/50 chance she’ll let it go as a “slip up” and stay with you.
Edit: A latina will either stab you in the eye and/or leave you
I put a $95 put on a $90 stock today,,, it went to $91 and I got like a 40% raise out of it,,,, do you know why that happened? Would that always yield the same results?
Edit: Im confused because I figured I was in the red until it went above $95?
WSJ reporting that the "US to Ease Venezuela Sanctions... Enabling Chevron to Pump Oil."
Got Chevron calls.... yeah!
But WTF is Biden doing? Go down to Texas, LA, Gulf and talk to your domestic players nicely. Then go to your northern neighbour and say sorry but Vennie oil is better than yours.
Still no pipeline for you!
EDIT: WTF does Biden keep supporting Blood stained dictatorships?
The price was agreed and news goes crazy - vol goes from an absolute ***ton for about 10 minutes while everyone is dealing with the news and then… flatline.
Your option, is priced in volatility (implied) which went from high (otm strikes) to ridiculous to nada.
Unlikely to catch any gap though but must have been exciting.
There is zero vol now - price is firm. What happened to you was the reverse of EURCHF coming of the peg way back when.
Edit: zero vol for topside (above 54.20) strikes. Skew will be massive as it’s prolly worth a cheeky punt on the 49 puts no?
i think it was already passed on july 27th and signed by Biden on august 9th. From what i know intel is gonna have like 25 billion sth in gov subsidy for the next 5-7 years, while chip designers like AMD or apple wont get much since they are not running fabs.
Edit: PS, i remember pelosi was buying AMD and Nvidia for some reason befroe it was passed and end up making a loss. Whether she did it to shift the weight of insider trading accusation or simply because she didn't know those companies are chip designers, not manufacture is still a question for me.