Ur wife said the same. She's still here. Uber?

My NQ short printed so hard, I got an uber black going home from work on my personal card instead of taking a free company uber :)

uber and doordash at the same time

Apples to apples re Chatgpt Uber (GAAP) Lyft (GAAP) Revenue ~$43.98 B Uber ~$5.8 B Lyft Net Income ~$9.856 B Uber ~$22.8 M Lyft GAAP EPS ~$4.56–$4.71 Uber ~$0.08–$0.10 Lyft

How much of Ubers revenue is from Uber Eats?

Uber profit margin 50% and Lyft 2%??? That’s crazy

Maybe puts payx, acn Calls micron!!! Maybe calls ccl, nke

Just got an email from the MGM settlement claim for 59.34. Some shiny 0dtes next week I guess

I got mar 2026 120 calls when this shit was at 105.... smart move would been to roll it closer to the money and buy the dip. retard move was to keep buying the dip

META forward PE 22 NVDA forward PE 23.5 ORCL forward PE 24.5 UBER forward PE 25 MSFT forward PE 25.5 AVGO forward PE 26.5 GOOGL forward PE 27.5 AMZN forward PE 29 NFLX forward PE 29.5 AAPL forward PE 30.5 AMD forward PE 33 TSLA forward PE 209

Jets Jets Jets......maybe? Or Cousins maybe

Uber is the long-term play

UBER MASSIVE DISCOUNT XDD

Ahh yes. Tariff dividend from the 23 trillion on the tariff shelf in the bathroom at Mar-A-Lago.

especially if you have held the losing position for awhile and are at -99% and then one day you break even. (happened to me with MGM earnings in the summer.)