luv these 3 day old headlines at the top of my news, thanks.

the fuck do you people get involved in these types of convos with your uber drivers? 

Uber driver this morning was ranting about how he sold all his google because the ceo “looks like a beta bitch mfer, we need more guys that look like Rogan” This is the average investor

My entire childhood sucked because my dumb ass family loved the jets. They were as emotional as your average regard here from loss. It's fun to make fun of them for liking a shit team their whole lives. 

The Jets are good for one thing and one thing only. MCD gives out free Big Macs the day after they play.

I did just buy some more shares at 178 so cool your jets regard.

Uber drivers carry insurance though. What protects the client with legal AI?

Continuing to hold META UBER MSFT

There are only two things in this world that will go to any length- Vail Resorts (MTN)- acquire and control all snow fall on planet earth US- acquire and control all oil resources

!banbet What should I finance on Uber Eats tn 😞

Way to go Jets!

Bought some random penny stock today. Sold for $1000 profit. Will be slowly donating it all back to the poker players at the Wynn tomorrow if anybody is interested.

team Gemini vs OpenAI is the new sharks vs jets

Fucking uber eats app is messed up af, first they have removed the edit option on the tip & I didn’t even get the food, customer service wouldn’t do shit & now they are saying I owe them money Fuck you bastards, I’m ain’t paying shit for your fuck ups, sue me

Life Pro Tip: If you run out of beer, let DD or Uber bring you more. Don’t worry about the price, the Klarna and Affirm shareholders will pay for it.