one day you try to switch out of the app and it shuts down power to your city and hacks military jets to use precision munitions to take you out without hitting the iPad That’s how you’ll know

When you and the Uber driver talk about the same stock picks 😬

Uber and Waymo are partners why is Uber down?

This is objectively so sad. Idk why they all end up with mar-a-lago face they all look so fucking crazy

Breaking News: F-35 jets from Paramount headquarters have bombed a bunker containing the Netflix negotiation team in an attempt to secure the release of Warner Brothers Discovery

More uber drivers, you’re right

UBER IREN SKYT and chill

UBER get ur shit together

$APP is now worth 250B. Worth more than salesforce, shopify, mcdonalds, pepsi, intel or uber. LMAO

Uber good buy

Maybe it just needs a LYFT. https://preview.redd.it/v81bnnmlj86g1.jpeg?width=32&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8d41e8259b2ffced2565bd9a35b9488706e2ef8

I just saw an attractive white girl pick up for uber eats. short everything now

UBER why you dump

If you’re looking for an options play, go for uber. Down 3% on no news and everything is looking bullish for the company.

There is zero reason for uber to be down 3%