The worst thing to happen to this sub was the GME saga, first everyone thinks MMs are SHFs, and then secondly that they are lurking in every shadow all because one tard got blown the fuck up in a big public way.
And so began the saga of those evil "price neutral" mother fuckerds the boogie MM, lurking in your closet fucking your trads.
Government has to spend money, active military engagement requires all sectors to produce at capacity, workers spend more money because they have to work more for longer, wives get boyfriends from the absence, condom purchases skyrocket, new boyfriends have a lil pep in their step and become more efficient at the gym, fatties get better help and get slimmer, slimmer populace purchases more dates, AMC is back to profitability
I’ve lost so much money betting on BB for years…hoping for the amazing turnaround story only to be kicked in the nuts over and over and about 100k poorer. Never touching it again. Wrong leadership to be a real turnaround story.
Making drugs stylish again. Sure he wouldn't dream of violating and Fed Anti Kickback statutes. I wonder if coupons only for made in Merica Rxs get BB coupons. For the ladies [https://trumprx.gov/p/premarin-vc](https://trumprx.gov/p/premarin-vc)
Stock market wizard Elon Musk.
King of empty promises and fraud, I am truly impressed at what he managed to deliver.
I genuinely have no idea how TSLA is part of the Trillion market cap club:
1. NVDA: GPUs, Crypto Mining, AI
2. AAPL: iPhones, Mac
3. MSFT: Windows, Azure, Office, enterprise monster
4. GOOGL: Can't avoid using GOOGLE products for more than a day
5. META: Social media empire, Ad monster
6. AMZN: AWS
7. TSLA: Empty promises and sex dolls?
BIIB Put - $180
CNC - put $38
CBOE - call $277.5
AER - Put $135
AN - put $200
PAA - $20 0dte
PIPR - $320 put
PAGP - $22 call
MKTX - $155 put
PM - $177.5 put
MAC - $19 Put
all on latest expire, and just for earnings