My cat is snugged up under the tented blanket on my knees and I just ripped ass. No reaction

I downvoted your cat emoji, in case you were wondering

Schrodingers Cat: You lose AND you lose.

MSTR bulls where you at? This thing is going to dead cat bounce right?

That was end of the dead cat buoyos, buckle up buckaroos

I'm VERY certain Vegas alone could conquer the whole of Canada. Only thing Canada has going for it is countless Indian people. America has everyone. Buy CAT

Bill Gates buys CAT

Imagine being Russian and thinking you'll take Ireland. Buy CAT

Canadians still trying feign American ally. F' off! Thank you Ireland & Chile. Buy CAT

Beers calling it a dead cat bounce since 1817. Maybe come to terms with the fact that this shit always goes up in the end?

Canada hates America. Buy CAT

"Dead cat bounce" has gotten AI cyborg parts to become RoboCat, and now cleaning the streets of degen ber. 🤖🐯 ---> 🔫💥 ---> 🐻🪦

Spy dead cat bounce to $700+ 😂😂😂

"This dead cat bounce may continue well past ATH" #LMFFAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Only dog and cat meat for bears this Thanksgiving.