You know how a cat has a barbed penis? Imagine how it feels being the female cat. That's what they do to their customers. ATT is like Boeing. They'd crash jets into the fucking ground if their business model let them. 

Did the cat lick it up? 

My cat is like 14 lbs, he’s kinda long, they probably have a size guide 

My younger cat got it instantly, my 7 year old it took a day or two 

Is it that good? I have a very long bengal cat…so im wondering how he would do in there.

Cat and pulls.

The dead cat bounce.

My wife won’t let me get a dog or a third cat and she wants an actual kid fml 

Holy moly how is that cat turd wrapped in dogshit in the S&P at all. Wait, ima go sell my car to CVNA right now.

dog shit wrapped in cat shit

I have no idea why this made me laugh. I don’t get the joke, it’s just a funny cat that cracked me up.

lol talk to text… cat convertor not carb hahaha

Seems you're already in deep trouble, friend. Congrats on recouping a chunk but be mindful you're highly liable to chase your losses into a deeper hole. All-time chart finna look like a dead-cat bounce if you're not carful.

They just bought my shit jeep that had a bad transmission and a fucked cat converter and overpaid without a blink. Would never buy shit from them.

How to invest in that? sounds like a disaster for humanity so this will print massively until we are forced to scavenge cat food to survive.