The dead cat bounce.

My wife won’t let me get a dog or a third cat and she wants an actual kid fml 

Holy moly how is that cat turd wrapped in dogshit in the S&P at all. Wait, ima go sell my car to CVNA right now.

dog shit wrapped in cat shit

I have no idea why this made me laugh. I don’t get the joke, it’s just a funny cat that cracked me up.

lol talk to text… cat convertor not carb hahaha

Seems you're already in deep trouble, friend. Congrats on recouping a chunk but be mindful you're highly liable to chase your losses into a deeper hole. All-time chart finna look like a dead-cat bounce if you're not carful.

They just bought my shit jeep that had a bad transmission and a fucked cat converter and overpaid without a blink. Would never buy shit from them.

How to invest in that? sounds like a disaster for humanity so this will print massively until we are forced to scavenge cat food to survive.

yeah I own some mining and oil (VALE, PBR)

Wtf happened to Gold/B/NEM. I was green when I went to sleep and now it's all fucked

Ber trap, Bol trap. Trap trap trap. MMs just playing with our emotions, taking our money, like a cat playing with a half dead mouse.

"Silly bols dont understand that this approach to brand new ath is just a dead cat bounce 🤦‍♂️ black monday fs this time and we'll be back at $400" - bers unironically

CAT 🐈 cured cancer

SPY dead cat bounce