Robots don't get sick days, paid vacation, envy the boss (me) or try to fuck you up when they leave even if a NDA or Non-Competition is signed.
YOLO TSLA is not about money for me, is about justice and peace of mind.
***I asked ChatGPT for a NVDA drinking game. Tbh this wasnt even that funny. I guess AI is a fad after all. Puts.***
# 🚀🚀🚀 NVDA EARNINGS DRINKING GAME 🚀🚀🚀
**Papa Jensen’s Leather Jacket Edition**
Listen up degenerates: tonight we YOLO our livers while NVDA YOLOs our portfolios. Rules are simple — drink until you see God or margin call, whichever comes first.
# 📈 BULLISH TRIGGERS
* CEO says **AI** → SIP (pace yourself, this is basically waterboarding).
* Revenue beats by 10%+ → CHUG, scream “TO THE MOON.”
* Guidance raised → SHOT, salute the jacket.
* Stock spikes >5% AH → SHOTGUN a beer, YOLO calls tomorrow.
# 📉 BEARISH TRIGGERS
* Miss on data center revenue → TWO SIPS, cry into your RTX card.
* Guidance lowered → SHOT, post loss porn immediately.
* Stock tanks >5% AH → FINISH THE BOTTLE, blame Jerome.
* Analyst asks about China restrictions → SIP nervously, check margin account.
# 🎭 MEME MOMENTS
* Leather jacket mention → SIP, whisper “Daddy.”
* “Unprecedented demand” → CHUG half your drink.
* WSB YOLO screenshot mid‑call → EVERYONE SHOT, collective cope.
* 🚀 spam in chat → SIP every time, die of alcohol poisoning.
🔥 **Bonus Rule:** If NVDA beats AND stock still dumps → RAGE CHUG, post “MARKET IS RIGGED” memes until dawn.