Time to yolo all the gains and ~~7x again~~ lose every penny FTFY

$APLD yolo 🚀

YOLO? More like NVDA-LO

Robots don't get sick days, paid vacation, envy the boss (me) or try to fuck you up when they leave even if a NDA or Non-Competition is signed. YOLO TSLA is not about money for me, is about justice and peace of mind.

Checks out! Yolo!

Jensen Huang literally told before the earnings we are gonna beat but regards still went yolo on Puts.

Yolo your life savings if you think so

At this point he might as well be posting in here lol. YOLO puts in stocks that jump 10% lmao

Not YOLO, but I'm holding a chunk of 170p.

Trump should give him a medal of honor because yolo

I was thinking of buying yolo puts pre close but didn’t cos way tooo expensive. Glad I didn’t

Do i yolo up or down to end the day with SPX. probably flat anyway, fuggit

When are the boys going to hop on Tilray $TLRY

corn holders selling off to YOLO into NVDA...

***I asked ChatGPT for a NVDA drinking game. Tbh this wasnt even that funny. I guess AI is a fad after all. Puts.*** # 🚀🚀🚀 NVDA EARNINGS DRINKING GAME 🚀🚀🚀 **Papa Jensen’s Leather Jacket Edition** Listen up degenerates: tonight we YOLO our livers while NVDA YOLOs our portfolios. Rules are simple — drink until you see God or margin call, whichever comes first. # 📈 BULLISH TRIGGERS * CEO says **AI** → SIP (pace yourself, this is basically waterboarding). * Revenue beats by 10%+ → CHUG, scream “TO THE MOON.” * Guidance raised → SHOT, salute the jacket. * Stock spikes >5% AH → SHOTGUN a beer, YOLO calls tomorrow. # 📉 BEARISH TRIGGERS * Miss on data center revenue → TWO SIPS, cry into your RTX card. * Guidance lowered → SHOT, post loss porn immediately. * Stock tanks >5% AH → FINISH THE BOTTLE, blame Jerome. * Analyst asks about China restrictions → SIP nervously, check margin account. # 🎭 MEME MOMENTS * Leather jacket mention → SIP, whisper “Daddy.” * “Unprecedented demand” → CHUG half your drink. * WSB YOLO screenshot mid‑call → EVERYONE SHOT, collective cope. * 🚀 spam in chat → SIP every time, die of alcohol poisoning. 🔥 **Bonus Rule:** If NVDA beats AND stock still dumps → RAGE CHUG, post “MARKET IS RIGGED” memes until dawn.