Seeing as how we are all going to get nuked, fuck it. Me personally, all my money is tied up in nuke futures. YOLO

If I truly wanted to rope, I would trade like it. I need to either shut the fuck up and yolo on something or just ducking do it already. I’m so full of shit

Still got 40k to yolo. Spxs baby lol

Your call is important to us. We realize you lost a lot of money. Please choose from the following options so we can better serve you: Press 1 -- If your wife is divorcing you over stock losses Press 2 -- If you are now living in your parents' garage Press 3 -- If your parents have kicked you out of their garage and you are living in a park Press 4 -- If you still direct deposit your wages into Robinhood and YOLO every payday

Are you people doing spreads or just yolo it on these high premiums? Robinhood won’t upgrade me so fuck em I’m going to webull. The risk is regarded, iron condor seems very sexy as well as just some simple credit/debit spreads

I know… been around for a few years. I would post my other yolos but they are tiny startups and not allowed. That is the REAL yolo account. Millions worth of tiny biotech startups.

Fine. Great. Now yolo your entire portfolio into one 0dte $SPY option. Post the outcome tomorrow.

He is buying puts on margin while telling others not to yolo or buy lotto. This man walks a fine line between regarded and bill hwang level.

Checks out. Ready to yolo what's left of my life savings backed by the DD you just laid out for me

Yolo your grandfather's tree

Full port Yolo on friday 0dte?

I'm gonna Yolo it on bed bath and beyond stock

Fuck this guy, YOLO again and buy a Lambo or start an onlyfans based on the result Edit: I finally finished this TLDR post and my response and fuck yourself often, and hard

Cant wait to yolo calls on this bad boy

I’ve had 3 green days so far. Looks like I’m in for a 4th. Already recovered last months losses and then some by being right on the small bets I’ve made. Can’t wait to blow up my account once I decide to yolo into a position.