As much of a hater of apple I am, if Tim says that I pledge buying AAPL stocks, maybe even option

OP is also so dumb as to not realize AAPL is up 2.44%, so the arrow to the only face is expected.

Says he has $6.99 in a checking account and some cash. So like $20? What a dumb fuck. Pissed away life changing money. Could have bought aapl or spy shares and just sold cc’s for the rest of his life.

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AAPL will ;)

What are you talking about that is the face of "WTF you idiots still buy AAPL stocks when the company miss on every numbers?"

We understand you have puts, OP. The problem is that AAPL popped on their ER… An L is an L.

The market overshot the value of the Buybacks by 2x. Efficiency and layoffs is just hype words to say we see our margins continue to compress and profitability to continue to slow. I will give it to META though, they probably have the lowest fixed costs to contend with so they are the most agile I would guess. AMZN much higher fixed costs. Still RIDICULOUS however. NOTE: Efficiency gains are not really occurring, it is just what they are supposed to say on the conference calls to keep investor confidence. Efficiency = firing people

The market overshot the value of the Buybacks by 2x. Efficiency and layoffs is just hype words to say we see our margins continue to compress and profitability to continue to slow. I will give it to META though, they probably have the lowest fixed costs to contend with so they are the most agile I would guess. AMZN much higher fixed costs. Still RIDICULOUS however. NOTE: Efficiency gains are not really occurring, it is just what they are supposed to say on the conference calls to keep investor confidence. Efficiency = firing people

“If you want to trade AAPL stock professionally you have to master the art of jelqing”

Given recent China drama, the upcoming Tiktok hearings are going to be most interesting. A nationwide ban of the social media app would be a boon to META, GOOG, & SNAP.

Welp, I guess AAPL puts is the play.

I went from $500 to $25,000 and then back to $1000 on TSLA, AMZN, and AAPL last week. FML.

Hell yeah bro, what you do for work? Not bad same here, made money on META calls then lost it on AMZN calls 

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