cmon $AAPL give me 5% day

GOOGL always down pre market with the lowest volume sub 100k I’ve seen for a Fortune 500 company, during the day it’s green with 30+ million volume. Retailers selling while whales are buying

If GOOGL hits 150 by June 21st I will fart really hard (with joy)

GOOG AMZN PYPL PLTR TSLA

fr fr I am in for first time and I forgot to list out META and AMZN

What's the most overpriced piece of shit to buy puts on? Me thinks GOOGL or AMD

aapl has cult status. the haves will buy these, day one. and of course lots of influencers will be given them for free. this will make them a "must have" for those trying to fake it until they make. im not buying a pair. i dont own anything aapl. i dont even have a tiny ipod for the gym anymore. but i understand the following and the "urgency of need" that aapl creates. https://preview.redd.it/pmsv8vvxrj4b1.png?width=1027&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=576c5f996b1ce95ed73b03f584d2e4f47a8780a4

>Almost no one asks for revolutionary products before the aapl watch nobody under 35 wore a watch. unless their name is brad, chet, or thad, and they wear their dead grampa's rolex earphones existed before aipods. earphones even existed before beats by dre convinced us we wanted really expensive, and big, headphones

Time to work at AMZN

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/brucekeller** bet **AAPL** goes from **179.06** to **172.5** before **10-Jun-2023 02:52 AM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 3 losses.

!banbet AAPL 172.5 3d

#Ban Bet Lost /u/SignatureMoist6698 made a bet that AAPL would go to 177.29415 within **1 day** when it was 179.085 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 2 losses

I’m 30% up on GOOG, 30% up on AMZN and 100% up his mom

I bought aapl at 105, Msft at 200 and nvda at 120 in the last 2.5 years. Am I the best investor to walk the earth?

AAPL. Goddamn so many regards.