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Okay bet So options have greeks, variables that basically dictate how it's price change.  One of these greeks is delta. Delta indicates how much a specific options price will decrease or increase for a $1 change in the underlying stock. For example, a 40 delta indicates that if a stock went up $1, it's mathematically expected that the options price would go up $0.40 (or 40 cents) Another one of these is gamma. Gamma measures the rate of change of delta. What does this mean?  If stock xyz goes from $10 to $11 and you have a call option who has a delta of 40 at $10, when xyz touches $11 the call would have actually gone up more than $40 meaning that though the delta started at 40, the delta increased as the price approached $11.. Gamma measures how delta will change when the stock price changes.  So think of delta as being something like y = 2x + 1 and then think of gamma as the derivatie or dy/dx = 2 Okay cool cool so now what is a GAMMA SQUEEZE? a gamma squeeze occurs when price start Well when people buy call options, there are market makers on the other side of that trade who have to buy shares to cover the covered calls. Ofen these market makers don't buy 100 shars but rather they maintain a number of shares perspective to the delta of the option.  If the delta is 50 then they buy 50 shars.  When tons of market participants are bullish at the same time and all buy calls at relatively the same tim they will then force market makers to buy tons of shares and as market makers buy more shares they will raise the delta thus forcing them to buy even more shares.  This is the gamma squeeze right here. As different groups of shares get bought in a very small time frame they cause the price of the stock to go up and buy doing that they change the delta and as the delta changes ao does gamma and this in tern results in a higher delta which means market makers buy more shares and then delta and gamma go up and then more shares get bought.  It's an endless cycle that goes to the top of the option chain.  Let's say stock xyz is $5 and it's option chain goes to $10? If there is a bullish news event tons of call options will be bought and then market makers who wrote the calls will buy shares to hedge and then those shares raise the stock price so delta and gamma increase meaning the market makers will delta hedge the option buy buying shares until an option has basically a delta of 1. As this option is being delta hedged with shares, price moves another option into the money and then market makers have to delta hedge that and then the one above and the one above.  Eventually, stock xyz reaches $11 which it outside it's option chain and now all the gamma has squeezed and all the options are close to a delta of 1.  This is where market makers then have to kill the gamma squeeze. They do this by shorting the stock with shares and as xyz moves back to $10 from $11 different traders start to sell their call options. As people sell the call options the market maker no longer needs to delta hedge so they sell the shaes. This combination of selling call options and then market makers selling the shares they used to delta hedge will then lower the delta / gamma and we will eventually see peice fall well within the option chain.  So gamma squeeze means lots of call option buying with market makers delta hedging such that price climbs to the top of the option chain where all the gamma and delta have been squozen. 

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Show me a better weekly chart than **$IREN** or **$ONDS** **They haven't had a red candle on the weekly in like 10 fucking weeks** That's 10 goddamn weeks bro **$ONDS** is still undervalued, some of their tech is worth more than their marketcap **$IREN** is also still undervalued **$CIFR** is primed for a multi-week green candle nut - as soon as they get a deal it's going to $30+ $**OPEN**? that shit needs the convertible notes to do thier business so we get the SEC filing telling us how much float was added **$QURE**? I don't expect much til they get FDA approval / a deal to manufacture & sell. This being said, they will gap the fuck up on FDA approbal **$OKLO**? Nah bro they don't even make money yet so I don't touch **$IONQ**? Bag of shit waiting to short **$RGTI**? Bag of shit waiting to short Insert quantom stock name - probably a bag of shit that I will short once trust fund babies realized military drones, data centers, and power are the big play here. We don't know who will actually win the AI race or what will become of it but we do know they need more compute, they need more data centers, they need more power, they need real estate for these data centers, etc. Invest in what they need IE: **$IREN $CIFR** and **$FRMI** \- **$OKLO** I think has to come to jesus first. They need a running power plant to be valued like this and most Y combinator startups fail so whose to say OKLO won't shit the bed Also, not a single dumbfuck in here has been watching **$KTOS** \- the daddy of all military stocks. It's been going absolutely parabolic in the face of a potential WW3 where we all know drones are king

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Y?

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Y you mad

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Another chod-y Friday

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♪ Heaven sent you to me I'm just hopin' I don't repeat history Boy, I'm tryna meet your mama on a Sunday Then make a lotta love on a Monday (ah-ah) Never need no (no), no one else, babe 'Cause I'll be Switchin' the positions for you Cookin' in the kitchen, and I'm in the bedroom I'm in the Olympics, way I'm jumpin' through hoops Know my love infinite, nothin' I wouldn't do That I won't do, switchin' for y- Perfect, perfect You're too good to be true (you're too good to be true) But I get tired of runnin' Fuck it, now I'm runnin' with you (wit' you) Said, boy, I'm tryna meet your mama on a Sunday Then make a lotta love on a Monday (ah-ah) Never need no (no), no one else, babe 'Cause I'll be Switchin' the positions for you (for you, ah) Cookin' in the kitchen, and I'm in the bedroom I'm in the Olympics, way I'm jumpin' through hoops Know my love infinite, nothin' I wouldn't do That I won't do, switchin' for you Cookin' in the kitchen, and I'm in the bedroom (bedroom) I'm in the Olympics, way I'm jumpin' through hoops Know my love infinite, nothin' I wouldn't do That I won't do, switchin' for you This some shit that I usually don't do (yeah) But for you, I kinda, kinda want to 'Cause you're down for me, and I'm down too (and I'm down too) Yeah, I'm down too, switching the positions for you This some shit that I (yeah) usually don't do (don't do) But for you, I kinda, kinda want to 'Cause you're down for me, and I'm down too Switchin' the positions for you Cookin' in the kitchen, and I'm in the bedroom I'm in the Olympics, way I'm jumpin' through hoops (jumpin', jumpin') Know my love infinite, nothin' I wouldn't do (do) That I won't do, switchin' for you Cookin' in the kitchen and I'm in the bedroom I'm in the Olympics, way I'm jumpin' through hoops Know my love infinite, nothin' I wouldn't do That I won't do, switchin' for you Yeah Ah, yeah Ah (ah), yeah ♪

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I'm -320k over last 2 years, but I make 200k/y, most of us are going to be fine if the economy keeps booming, if it crashes, our puts are going to 10x on the other hand, bols are double faked, no job, lose all the money in a crash

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Y TSLA getting so abused?

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