Ham and eggs, ham and cheese sammiches, ham salad. This is my life for the next week. Wish me luck

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Fuck I wish futures were green because then we would 100% be red

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Wish my TSLA shares were at least physical stock certificates. Could use some cheap toilet paper right now.

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I agree i wish i was down $400. But here i am down $25k. Shit. Fuck.

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Bloodbath lol. I wish you were trading in the 1930s

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Wish my job was making wild shitty forecasts on CNBC i.e SPY 300 by 2025

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Use IBKR and you don't have to wish.

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I wish…:that’d be more pleasant

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I wish

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You all saw the final pump of DJT today. When broke Donny tries to cash out in a few weeks, all puts will print. I just wish more dates had a strike price of $2.50 instead of only 9/20. Open interest for those puts are over 10k now lol

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