I took out all my holdings in companies that donated to destroying the East Wing and put it in TIPS. Now I am rooting for DOG.

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um... Did we find gold trillions of dollars in gold reserves under the East Wing?

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You mean everyone not a left wing person gets banned in Most subs?

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Yeah but did your family pay a bunch of money to a college to name a wing after you? Did you graduate from an Ivy with someone else writing your papers? Did your parents get you a management position at one of their "smaller companies," only for you to fail your way upwards to CEO?

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Chipotle fuckin sucks ass now, or at least the two locations near me do. Burritos are way smaller, ingredients don’t taste as fresh as they used to, and they always do what I call “the diaper wrap” where instead of folding the burrito properly they just wing it and it ends up looking like a stuffed baby diaper (and prob doesn’t taste too dissimilar as well).

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META down on news that Facebook is just a right-wing disinformation platform for boomers now and also all of Zuck’s new product ideas are terrible.

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Oh no, poor Zuckerberg. One less wing in his island underground bunkercity due to this dump. When will he ever recover from this..

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Im canceling plans to bulldoze my west wing given this update.

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We cranked up due to no data being available, today could be nuts if jpow drops something good or bad on us. Which makes it my favorite days to trade. I almost want to take the day off but instead I just bought my usual xsp/spx ladders and iron condors and at end of day I'll find out if I made hay or got fucked (with my play today I sold iron condors around a tight wing of at market open in case we trade perfectly flat, and then I have ladders on xsp up 9 positions and down 9 positions in case we get big volatility and then on the crazy lotto ticket wings I buy more spx cause they're cheap and blow up in a good way if they get hit.) What are your plays?

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They've been hammering out huge deals non stop for the entire year, they are doubling their network. And most importantly - next year they are set to sell of an old wing of their business to pay down high interest debt, which should push the EPS positive. From there the cap ex will just keep gassing their tank.

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