6 months unless too many cum stains, then wash

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100m traded daily is 99.9% wash sales created by institutions to inflate asset prices. Basically selling back and forth to each other for a penny more each time in tiny quantities so a sucker like you steps in and buys a chunk way above what they paid.

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Whenever a few people (and i mean like, less than 10 people) decide to sell shares of mag 7 or spy, these will tank heavily around 2-8%. The real price of spy is around $520. Through the use of aggressive wash sales to manipulate price in a market where sellers are rare and money is printed for free, this is easy to do. So when the spy reaches 699 and someone goes "ill sell here" and decides to offload 3000 shares of spy, the market folds quickly - revealing how little support there is. That 3000 sale order sends the thing off a cliff. They know how to spot the difference between real shares and borrowed ones - margin and cash. When a real investor decides to cash out, slippage becomes more like cliffage.

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But only if you don’t wash it again by accident

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I’ve been around the block. Really didn’t want touch the markets during Covid because I didn’t have the edge 2022 I was busy with construction 2025 no comment. Weird ass year. I call it a wash since the dollar fell and everything pumped on OpenAI touching it This is absolutely the most sickening wash out of leverage I’ve ever seen in my life

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I am so happy to see crypto and the markets tank and all the idiots in highly leveraged option contracts that dont know what they are doing...eat shit... Ha ha.... Back to work.... The burgers are burning and the floors wont mop themselves... Dont forget to wash my toilets too.

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The current crash in precious metals likely has very little to do with industry demand, and a lot more to do with the fact the US government is currently dumping their stock piles trying to continue artificially boosting the US economy despite tariffs, slowing market consumption, and slowing hiring growth post holidays. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr7OVWgqDIM The UAE is also likely selling gold reserves at an accelerated rate trying to wash their hands of the blood metals they've been accruing from Sudan now that that whole situation has turned against them. Don't want to be caught "red handed" as it were with resources that can be traced back to a point of origin with an ongoing genocide. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2QJbWEfgLA

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I mean, if you're into that. Just wash your hands before and after

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If you wanna say hi to the  🌽 bros they're behind the coin-wash dumpster.

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PE doesn’t matter when you have no competitors and much to Reddit’s dismay, there is no one like SpaceX. Unless RKLB shows unprecedented R&D on Neutron, it’s a wash when it comes to LEO space launches.

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