Kinda thinking the opposite. Real estate might tank a bit more. Especially if jobs data keeps taking a dump. That shit is due for a correction more than equities. Insane o prices.
What if there is a fantastical, behind the scenes battle between bulls and bears occurring in the shadows? They have assassins and sometimes gather in dark, high tech night clubs and have dance fights and capers and break into each other's high rise buildings to steal USB sticks filled with important data.
That's a lot more comforting than a bunch of feet-sniffing bulls and very smart bears arguing while they move .03% of the market move while boomer 401ks, algorithms, and tweets by deranged old men move the rest of the market.