Guess i should've been a bull today. ✌️

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Assuming we’re still in a bull market, then yes.

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bro you can go through my post history. I actually have bitched about chicken thigh prices for the past 3 or 4 years. funny how you like to assume that I didn't because I have some political agenda and that this is a new complaint. I don't really care who is in office, but when you repeatedly in the same year gloat about how you've lowered food prices to the lowest they've ever been, when in reality it's not true. yes I will call it out as any sane person should. so kindly please stop acting like a fucking retard and making retarded assumptions.

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You have $9,000 and you're excited enough to post. Now you can buy a used car and drive that to school and impress all your teenage friends.

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Might I interest you in a trip to the casino? There's a strategy I think you'll like called a Martingale.

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Wish I had slept in. Now, I’m going to watch premarket, come up with a plan, see market change behavior at open and then come up with a new plan, watch the market reverse and finally realize I shouldn’t have done a thing 

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Isn't 10% a tickle here?

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The market being at extreme fear after a 2% coming off a 30%+ non stop rally is describing you people

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VOO's down a point but I'm down 3.. God dammit man

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