J Pops finna get me tops

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Were the tops pointy?

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TOPs in boys . Time to bail!

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meanwhile tesla hits 434 pre market and tops 451.. on nothing but "bad" news

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According to my retarded analysis, the lines at the tops and bottoms of the 1 day chart both go up if you draw crayon lines

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If this how markets are going to behave on FOMC, then we need to ban more then 2 meetings a year and just have them for 2 hour tops. Free the market.

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Bro, Powell had a press conference at the tail end of the shutdown where he basically said "fuck the official data". So I don't really agree with your thesis on being hawkish just because some data is being postponed. Who knows, I could be wrong. Anyway, fed cuts got riced in over the last two weeks. Wouldn't expect much upside (+0.50% tops) on rate cut announcement, but probably around -3% on rate hold announcement. Place your bets accordingly.

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Looks like they just did outbid netflix. If netflix tops this bid paramount costs their competitor Netflix a cool 30B extra or so with this move.

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Ummm don't buy tops.

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So the market never bottoms on a Friday and apparently never tops on a Friday either. Market sounds like a terrible lay.

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