You gotta go all in in situations like that and really wallow in your own crapulence. "Thanks, darlin', here's a fiver." And hand her a nickel tip.

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My ghetto (partially) illegal mexican neighbors across the street have unbelievably loud parties in their front yard a few times a month. Music so loud it literally rattles the cutlery in my drawer. Theyre out there wooping and hollering, throwing beer bottles, mag dumping. Literally multiple times per month. I call the police and nothing ever happens becuase in Dallas you pay high taxes but nothing ever happens. Anyways i submitted a tip to ICE.

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i got the double burger and small (which is still huge) fries this week in the outer banks for $18. I went to an actual steakhouse today and got a bigger burger and fries for $12, but I did have to tip.

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I’m very new to this but bought 300 shares of LUNR at $11 when it dipped and I’m hopeful they don’t tip their shit over in space next year.

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You could do that now. Its just be a hell of a tip.

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One of the most OCD things I’ve ever seen: My buddy doing math on a bar tab to make the bill + tip equal a whole dollar number. Like, why are you making the bartender make change for their tip on a credit card bill?

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Screen pops up offering to release the vice grip on your dick for only 5 small monthly payments of $19.99. Tip optional.

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Orient your face down, might leave a tip

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To piss off the welsh, go to a busy bar in a small town and say to the bartender "England is so beautiful" Pro tip : make sure the car is running before attempting this

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People delivering food want more and higher tips while customers don’t wanna tip. Sounds like a wide bid/ask if you ask me 👀👀👀

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