I’d just like to remind team 700 that you are highly regarded, and calls

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Imagine paying 20% of your expenses just in interest repayments and still adding record debt. Team Gold.

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Anthropoid rents trainium through Amazon, which is consigned by their internal chip team, Marvell, and AIchip (in Taiwan) They also rent GOOG chips. GOOG and AMZN both have investments in anthropoid

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Doesn't pass the vibe test. Curing cancer -> Transformative. Cool AF. Gas? Why would it go down? Meh. End of Russia-Ukraine war maybe? Still meh. Not Cool. I'm on team gold right now because it's cool af.

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The more I'm looking at this, the more I'm thinking this Street Fighter movie might have the potential to be the best movie ever made. The production side is looking elite. The fight coordinator's been had a hand in most of the best fight scene movies since the 90s, he's got 2 John Wicks and Collateral on his resume. The director of cinematography's from Deadpool. Production manager did fucking *Saving Private Ryan* and all of the Dark Knight movies. The director did the Eric Andre show? idk The casting is a fucking dream team. 50 Cent is Balrog. WWE's Cody Rhodes is Guile, and Roman Reigns is Akuma. They're gonna paint Jason Momoa green. The guy that plays Zangief is 7'2" and 350 pounds. This is gonna be a goddamn human Monster Truck show. I've got *impeccable* fucking taste, and my spider senses are telling me this movie's going to slap. We're on the eve of an age where movies become AI slop, and a knockout movie showcasing the irreplacably-human artform of fine action choreography is something the world needs. *This* is why motherfuckers are willing to ask daddy for $110bn to buy WBD. This is a Paramount flick, and I'm gonna watch this shit in IMAX 4 times. Bullish

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The full name of the country is Los Estados Unidos Mexicanos, "The United States of Mexico". The only people who don't know this are of course, ignorant fucking Americans. Unlike the infantile "gulf of mexico" idiocy, the white house press team would hardly even have to issue a statement when the change in control takes place.

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Falcons had over 20+ penalties and set a new team record. And still won.

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>Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. >$30 per seat per month. >$1.4 million annually. >I called it "digital transformation." >The board loved that phrase. >They approved it in eleven minutes. >No one asked what it would actually do. >Including me. >I told everyone it would "10x productivity." >That's not a real number. >But it sounds like one. >HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. >I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." >They stopped asking. >Three months later I checked the usage reports. >47 people had opened it. >12 had used it more than once. >One of them was me. >I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. >It took 45 seconds. >Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. >But I called it a "pilot success." >Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. >The CFO asked about ROI. >I showed him a graph. >The graph went up and to the right. >It measured "AI enablement." >I made that metric up. >He nodded approvingly. >We're "AI-enabled" now. >I don't know what that means. >But it's in our investor deck. >A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. >I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." >He asked what that meant. >I said "compliance." >He asked which compliance. >I said "all of them." >He looked skeptical. >I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." >He stopped asking questions. >Microsoft sent a case study team. >They wanted to feature us as a success story. >I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." >I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. >They didn't verify it. >They never do. >Now we're on Microsoft's website. >"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." >The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. >He got 3,000 likes. >He's never used Copilot. >None of the executives have. >We have an exemption. >"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." >I wrote that policy. >The licenses renew next month. >I'm requesting an expansion. >5,000 more seats. >We haven't used the first 4,000. >But this time we'll "drive adoption." >Adoption means mandatory training. >Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. >But completion will be tracked. >Completion is a metric. >Metrics go in dashboards. >Dashboards go in board presentations. >Board presentations get me promoted. >I'll be SVP by Q3. >I still don't know what Copilot does. >But I know what it's for. >It's for showing we're "investing in AI." >Investment means spending. >Spending means commitment. >Commitment means we're serious about the future. >The future is whatever I say it is. >As long as the graph goes up and to the right. https://x.com/gothburz/status/1999124665801880032

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The name of my team in Mutant football league is 'Killers of the Cocaine Bears'

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