If a snake bit you guys, I would suck out the venom Also, if a jellyfish stung you guys, I would let you all pee on me

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You know this is a casino right? There is a game for everyone. Stop judging

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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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This is a key indicator we will now have a bear market starting tomorrow

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"I have a 9 digit net worth... but the first 7 digits are 0"

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Earlier this year, I was a bear. I shorted based on DJT shenanigans, market developments - and I was right at the time. One trade I doubled my portfolio in 1 day on a friday thinking "surely this will drag on for a couple days" It did not. My winnings vaporised the next Monday.  I am since a bull. I got fucked by macro events a couple times, but this market isn't stopping just yet and being a bear means you get fukt

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but she is a dumb cunt…..can they ban you for telling the truth?? probably an FBI investigation to follow

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trading like a true retard 🫵🤡

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too many bears, if you think it's a bull trap then it's actually not, so it's actually a bear trap

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I bought vktx shortly before it fell off a cliff. I was lucky I made it back to the entry point. Never again.

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