More like shrimp in a taco.

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I have never had red lobster in my life, seemed like the Taco Bell of seafood to me based on vibes 

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Usually followed by taco joints and donut companies, peak irony.

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CarMax bought my 09 Tacoma with frame rot so bad it would fail state inspection next year. 159k miles, manual, 4wd Taco and they gave me $8k without looking under it. CarMax will replace the frame on it or use the engine and transmission from it for some other Tacoma. I wonder if Carvana would do the same? I’ve bought and sold cars from both and never had any issue. Carvana still has a niche in my mind because the in person experience at CarMax hilariously looks and feels like a dealership.

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I just know there is some law associate out there crying into his taco bowl right now because he had to prepare 20 different variants of impromput turbo raises that can be fired off at any moment

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Woke up and my 💎 hands are shaking. Gains and taco Tuesday. Don't fuq this up regards. Hodl

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Taco bell sucks now

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Love me some taco Tuesday

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Human centipede day is wednesday AFTER Taco tuesday

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“I’m all in $GADFLY,” she said, pushing the Taco Bell tray away from her table setting. “It’s not as though I don’t want to believe it’s just that everyone thinks everyone believes… truth is, no one believes.” Well, explain the logic to me? I asked pulling corn syrup through my straw. I understand why it’s provocative. But I’m still confused about the rationale. “It’s provocative because it’s different. I’m different.” She tore a corner from her Fire Sauce packet and motioned with a grimaced smile and a bright orange corner of the packet between her teeth. “Truth is, my existence is only tied to their perception of it. As soon as that wanes [she chuckled and rolled her eyes]—and it will wane—I’ll just end up a flash in the pan. I only exist because they think I do. That’s just truth.” We ended there sharing a chalupa and three day old churro sticks.

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