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Yeah every day on this sub someone posts that the recession is happening tomorrow. One day one of them will be right. In the meantime I’ll keep making money. **If I’m going to lose half my money overnight then I’d like to double my money before it happens and so far this year I have.** So if you cut me at the knees with a 50% recession loss then that really just puts me back to where I was in January. But if you’re too afraid to trade, then you actually get hit way harder when it comes because you didn’t make money in the good times. I don’t remember who said it but I remember someone smart said that everyone will live through 4 major recessions during their trading life. Just accept that it’s coming eventually. Everyone before us survived and we will also survive.

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Let me tell you something regards. I have a relative who is an economics professor working at a very prestigious university. He has been telling me since 2021 that there will be a recession (he still believes it will come one day). Therefore, he advised me and others that we must hold cash because the market could fall like in 2008. He has been holding cash since then, but I didn't listen to him and invested in tech stocks. Now, he looks like an idiot for holding cash, as inflation has eroded most of it. Most people in this sub are much (wiser or regard, or whatever) than people who have a PhD degree in economics.

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every success story on this sub ends right before the dip

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It's obviously a joke this Hindenburg Omen. This sub brings out the most hilarious people on posts like this. This was needed after my stocks got obliterated yesterday 😂

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bro every day on this sub is a hindenburg omen 

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This is true. And delivery drivers stack orders. When used to deliver, I'd pick up all of the orders for a single sub-division. You weren't technically supposed to do that, but if it was a busy night or there were no other drivers in the store, it was easy to get away with.

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Most of the "DD" that gets posted here is just planted pump and dumps posted by scammers hoping that it gains some traction in this sub.

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Im kind of worried that everyone including myself is full porting META in this sub

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