LULU or ORCL? chasing a rising star or catching a falling knife?

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I got leaps and CSPs. CSPs are expiring worthless (woot!) which means I just pocket the premiums for selling 69 puts :D

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Wanted: post mastectomy woman with D cup

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I just want her D cup on my faces

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It has already happened before. Franklin D Roosevelt used a wheelchair. They just didn't have phones back then for the staff who hated him to take pictures and spread the fact.

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Oh damn, this IPO’d this year and basically stayed up the whole time… interesting. I can’t read good though and just know that space is the final frontier from Star Trek

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Gold 🚀:D

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What did Cinderella do when she got to MSTR? Edit: She gagged so hard she turned *magenta* Edit: the fun part is that this could be a bull or bear statement. Shrek D if literal. Bad taste if figurative. Edit: the recent modifications that force text formatting is particularly unfriendly to comedic timing.

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*Just did a quick look on indicators* * Fear greed on 46 * SMDM: S-0.39, D-0.73 * Bond yields rising * Oil continuing downward trend for the week * Shitcorn either slowly recovering or dead cat bounce * Big indices closing close to open levels (again) while individuals are taking big swings **Yup, still not touching this shit sandwich, guess we'll see what happens next week.** # (╭ರ _ •́ )

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Just fix the end of episode 9, make Rey a Palpatine LIKE SHE ACTUALLY IS, go slaughter every bad guy in the universe in such a rewarding manner that it just feels so good that everybody goes and sees it. Is it really so hard? They’ve already proved plenty of people can make Star Wars. Just make Rey slaughter everybody with Lightning and light sabers and fix the galaxy with the unlimited power of the emperor and the dark side. Ugh is it so hard? Like it’s right there in front of Iger.

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