Ghosts of Sleepy Joe here to save your calls. Rebel Alliance activated; Death to the Death Star. Cheny’s death today was a good omen. It’s a good thing

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Like the rock star from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy that spent a year dead for tax purposes.

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I know most of you guys can't read good but for those that do, you ever read a terrible book then looked at Amazon and it had thousands of 5 star reviews? It shakes your confidence that you're actually living in reality. Like, did these people actually read this book or did they just parrot what the NYT review said? Are they all just astroturfing by the publishers? Or is just that most people are not that bright?

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Biotech is the one actually doing star trek shit right now. Custom gene therapies going be so in demand for the next few decades.

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Stealth recalls edit Tesla has been accused of performing “stealth recalls” by labeling safety-critical repairs as “goodwill”, while also requiring customers to sign non-disclosure agreements.[239][240] Journalist and author Ed Niedermeyer called this type of agreement “unheard of in the auto industry”, and noted that a policy of demanding non-disclosure agreements for “goodwill” repairs would limit the number of defects Tesla owners reported to the NHTSA.[241] The NHTSA stated they were aware that Tesla had entered into a “troublesome” non-disclosure agreement with one Model S owner regarding a failed suspension.[242][241] Misleading safety ratings edit A graph of Tesla’s often cited statistic of kilometer per crash In 2013, the NHTSA awarded the original Tesla Model S its maximum safety rating of five stars. Tesla subsequently claimed that - based on the details of the test - it actually achieved 5.4 stars, prompting the NHTSA to release a statement reaffirming that it does not award more than five stars, and that Tesla was “misleading the public” by claiming in their marketing that the NHTSA had awarded them a higher rating.[243][244] In 2017, the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety (IIHS) awarded the Model S their second-highest rating of “acceptable,” denying the Model S a “Top Safety Pick” rating due to less than satisfactory results in a frontal overlap crash test of the vehicle and its “poor” headlights.[245] Tesla responded by accusing groups like the IIHS of using methods “that suit their own subjective purposes”, and dismissed the results by claiming that the Model S and Model X were “the safest cars in history” based on the NHTSA’s older and less comprehensive tests.[246][247][248] Reporters noted Tesla’s dismissiveness of potential safety concerns, calling it “irresponsible” and “ridiculous.”[249][247] In 2018, after the Tesla Model 3 was awarded a five-star rating by the NHTSA, Tesla claimed that the Model 3 had “the lowest probability of injury of any vehicle ever tested by NHTSA,” prompting the NHTSA to publish a statement that it does not rank vehicles within the five-star category.[243] In 2019, documents acquired by PlainSite revealed that the NHTSA had sent Elon Musk a cease and desist letter in response to this and several other “deceptive” and “inaccurate” statements about the NHTSA’s ratings which were made by Tesla and promoted on social media by Musk.[250][251] The NHTSA then referred the matter to the U.S. Federal Trade Commission’s Bureau of Consumer Protection for further investigation.

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I often wonder if there is a god. If they're benevolent or malevolent. Then I see everyones portfolios being absolutely decimated today and scan through my recently viewed tickers and what do I find? One shining star of illustrious green. Like a diamond floating on raw sewage, glistening with all the colours of the rainbow. And what was that stock fellow regards? Why - BYND. Fake fucking meat. So now I have my answer. If there is a god, they are most certainly chaotically amoral.

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Just imagine being born a rock star or famous actor. That's what it feels like for a hot girl starting in their teens. With basically zero work other than not ruining their body and maybe putting some effort into their wardrobe. Of course, it doesn't last forever ... capitalize while you're young, ladies!

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When I was young I wanted to be a Jedi, but as I got older I realize that I don't wanna live in the Star Wars universe. It's a pretty dark place.

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I'm an all star picker based on this thesis.

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Some of you have never built a lego Death Star and it shows

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