All I need is both PLTR and RDDT to run to $200 this week Tyfyattm

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Should I put 623k into a leveraged Carvana play next week?

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Gonna apply to some colleges so I can qualify for some student loans to YOLO

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Main risk is the IPO fails to go through. Even so, I don't think OPRA would drop very much. They also have a 300MM buyback that they announced only 1 quarter ago.

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cannot wait till I can fuck my hot robot servant after breakfast

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Flew spirit from ft Lauderdale to Atlanta once. 90 percent of the flyers were a certain demographic of people that were wearing pajamas, fuzzy slippers, and had shower caps on their heads . Like I said I flew it once

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I think it'll stay around flat or go up, especially if tensions rise. Can't just print more gold unlike the $

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They are increasing the amount of bitcoin per share every year. Rn mnav is like 1.26, its about 210k sats per share. If in 5 years they have 300k sats per share, you would be better off buying mstr than bitcoin at these prices. Now I dont understand why it goes to 2x mnav and above, i'll always sell out of it at that price. But for the cycle lows. Now I get to benefit from the increase in bitcoins price AND an increase in mnav AND and increase in sats per share in the meantime.... fuck yea. If in 3-4 years they have 275k sats per share, bitcoin goes to 100-150k and mnav goes to 1.8-2.1 thats an almost 2-3x on my money, when bitcoin only goes up 30-100%

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OP I sympathize heavily. Made a ton of mistakes this spring with the Iran conflict while handling three young kids.

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