someone just slam sold their puts

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you guys pushed us to the limit! Especially after than Suarez slam..top tier pitching so I’m expecting M’s to break through soon dw

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3am. Then I boof creatine while doing 100 pullups before my first morning coffee. Then I slam 2 monsters. My dick grows three inches everyday.

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Yeah and it's bullshit. Mfs had me delivering a whole ass toilet in a fuckin Hyundai Accent. For $4.50! I couldn't get out of it without hurting my own stats (scummy ass DoorDash). I left that toilet on the sidewalk. Let it slam to the ground. Another time 30 fuckin bags of mulch. They hide the online order details. Sometimes it just says 1 item. No idea what it is.

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"Journalist" vocabulary in 2025 involves a limited set of very small words: Blast, Slam, Soar, Deal. You'll note that "lie", "lying", and "liar" are nowhere to be found in said vocabulary.

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GOOG’d better go back up tomorrow and follow Amazon. How did the post slam dunk earnings pop get cut in half today? Shit was weak

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No, I mean let that asteroid slam home.

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MSTR gettin slam jammed

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Most memorable slam dunk contest of all time. 

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The name of the company, Teradyne International. It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of robotics and shit that has both huge military and civilian applications. Now, right now, Chat, the stock trades over-the-counter at $171 a share. And by the way, Chat, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! Chat, one thing I can promise you, even in this market, is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. I ask them to judge me on my losers, because I have so few. And in the case of Teradyne, based on every technical factor out there, Chat, we are looking at a grand slam home run.

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