Watching something worth $71,000 sit in a $20 pocket for 45 minutes is insane. BTC prediction market is like 1H expiration options what a thrill

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It’s okay bears you can still half squint into your mirrors today and larp about being the next Michael j burry. 

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It is going to sit at the 50 for a bit then break.

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Rather rip slots than sit on the charts at this point.

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Anyway the market is irrational but today is actually fucking ridiculous i would call this anti-rational. determined to sit this out until just one fucking thing makes sense rn

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some days its better to sit on ur hands

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IT DOS HUH?!?? HOW THOSE PUTS FEELING NOW?!?! Dumb bear. I bet you half squint in the mirror pretending your the next Michael j burry. 

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Replaced a gfci made $150. Now I get to sit and watch Tesla burn all day. Today’s a good day

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“The United States will work closely with Iran, which we have determined has gone through what will be a very productive Regime Change! There will be no enrichment of Uranium, and the United States will, working with Iran, dig up and remove all of the deeply buried (B-2 Bombers) Nuclear “Dust.” It is now, and has been, under very exacting Satellite Surveillance (Space Force!). Nothing has been touched from the date of attack. We are, and will be, talking Tariff and Sanctions relief with Iran. Many of the 15 points have already been been agreed to. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP” What nuclear dust is this regard talking about?

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Actually, Becky, I can't sit anywhere.

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