People closing their winners for the books. It's not surprising at all in my opinion. A Christmas rally after we went up so much already? No ... not really. The only play I sit on is a possible Netflix recovery that never happened. All my other stuff runs until March. If people read my stuff they know I lost big on meta and mstr. The rest went fine with ups and downs.

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*Pray now to J Pow,* *Dream now Faith,* *Forever and Ever,* *Grant us Portfolio Prosperity.*

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breaking into her apt just to sit in the corner and watch her sleep

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My largest loss was that crash on Christmas day howmany years ago like was it 2018 or whatever every Christmas I sit in cash just in case another flash crash happens like that

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Whole world is fake and 🌈 and everybody is pretty much in on it. Don’t care if I die anymore. People will sit there with a straight face and argue they should be allowed to camp the left lane. Half the people on the road are 1,000 years old. And this is just my need to like get around to do all the other shit I don’t want to do. Which you assholes are also in the way of. Have fun dude I’ve been to the grocery store on winter nights enough to know that the cold and dark you feel when you come outside and you’ve grabbed another bag of calories to sustain you for the next round of absurdity—yeah that’s all there is. It doesn’t get any better. And then you die. And all the while you’ve got a bunch of dumbass apes around you like “ooh ooh football and McDonalds life good mm” and it’s just like dude fire me out of a cannon 

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"HURR DURR $SPY ONLY -.7% WUT HAPPY Y SO SERIUS?!" ain't nobody in here to DCA shares of the fucking index you smug stupid fucks sit down and shut the fuck up

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It’s not good for a car’s engine to sit around for half a year right?? Maybe you can get a longer warranty out of it. It should be extended by 6 months at least. Jeez.

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Mike burry tweet? Trump tweet? China tweet? J Powell speech? Just another name for manipulation to shake out the weak hands. If the algos read their tweets (which I don't believe) then the algos should read mine also 😂

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Scientists are still trying to find why cats yearn for the smallest possible box to sit in.

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~~j~~p morgan intern must've released the slv bots into chat today

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