I have zero evidence of her cheating on me, she's a nice woman, but she's too crazy for me (even for me) So I texted her: Ayy you, yeah you 🫵😠. I just acquired evidence of you cheating on me 👮‍♂️🧐. I'm breaking up with you 💔. I don't need an explanation or a response. You move on and I'm moving forward 😎. She then texts me: wtf are you talking about. You can't break up with me. I'm coming over and we're going to talk about this face to face. 😳😳😳😳 I just dug myself in a bigger hole of shit

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Because conservatives have never run a woman. A woman could win if she ran as a Republican conservative. America has a hard time electing a liberal. A liberal woman? Not a chance. America soundly rejected 2 liberal women in favor of mango. Biden easily beat Trump. It's the truth many don't want to hear. We would have never had Trump as President if the Democrats ran a man instead of Hillary.

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Your grandma was just showing she loves you

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She obviously has you pegged in more ways that one. You just called it a pp.

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She said I had morning wood then "booped" my pp and left. *bruh*

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ever since my wife got promoted to boss lady, she has taken that executive attitude into the bedroom 😍

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My analyst told me to short lly. She is not getting any cat treats until the new year. She's going to have to go outside and hunt birds and mice if she wants any treats.

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The awkward moment when your work wife actually wants to get married with you, she proposes to you on the company Slack channel, you politely decline, and the entire company downvotes you into oblivion

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She got a nice cock.

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I was having dinner with Pelosi last night and over Sushi (she bought her own plate, she can afford it!) and she explained an interesting different perspective. For all of us with addictive personality traits: Maybe we can just get addicted to hoarding dollars and not wanting to lose them. The thrill is then collecting more WITHOUT losing the ones you collected. It's so easy to say, "I doubled my net worth and now have 100k in profit. All profit on RED!" (it's black). But the thrill should not be the gamble but the accumulation over time. Anyway, what the hell does she know. She doesn't even trade for a living.

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