Stwait of Hawmuz is that wife who you absolutely fuckin cant stand. You cant leave her tho because you’ll be paying child support and alimony up the wazoo back at your moms listening to the headboard banging off your wall as she gets drilled by the handyman at her apartment complex every night. Fuckin torture.
At the end of either the 2nd or 3rd movie (i forget) they go to Tia Dalma to figure out how to bring Jack back from the locker, and she tells them how to do it and she says "yous a gonna need a cap'taayn" and then he comes down the stairs all like "yo what up bitches" and then takes a bite out of an apple
I walked into new Abercrombie on accident to shop and when I asked the cashier which store I was in, she told me it was Abercrombie
I was confused and asked her if they paid their electric bills because the lights were on and it wasn't dark lol