RIP Santa Claus :C. #WeAreSantaClaus

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Bers r a) retarded b) fat c) ugly d) all of the above

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what happened to the N in C |\\ B C

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$TU TELUS Brief: To Buy and Cancel, When and If Considered Advisable, Up to C$500 Million In Shares Over 12 Months Commencing Dec. 17, 2025 https://markets.ft.com/data/announce/detail?dockey=600-202512150745CANADANWCANADAPR_C1238-1

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They missed earnings and they dropped quite a bit. That’s why I want to pick some up before the conference call because their C suites is trying to bump it up big time

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How the hell was this company being bought by Amazon for like 15 a share 18 months ago and now they are bankrupt? Is the c suite actually fucking retarded? Everything in this administration is for sale. Just pay some money to someone, r duce the price for amzn, an then get bought out for like $10. They should have done that the moment mango took office. They would have made a fortune for themselves.

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Huge imbalance/assymetry (P/C ratio near 0), one-sided flow and very abnormal (call vol. many multiples larger than its normal avg) positioning and almost no demand for downside. And all of this in a non-meme stock.

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Buy unh c weeklies tmrw at open sell wed/thu yw (Ive been paying attention to this shit stock for way too long)

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If you're sore you're doing it right.  If not sore you have adapted.  Plus take vitamin c daily.

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i c a n n f i x h e r

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