They sat out the whole rat race , saving $100B +

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ok so I’m in the 8th grade and I like this boy I can’t tell If he likes me or not so last week at lunch he called my name he said Emmanuel I’m going to grab your ass I knew he was jo but then he chased me until I sat next to my friend btw he knows im bi when I told him I was bi i was sitting with my friend me and her were play fighting and he said oooh Emmanuel got a girlfriend and than I said I’m gay then he hid behind one of his friends and so that happened the first week of school and last year in 7th grade he would call me bae sometimes I would drop something and bend over and when I bent over he said oh yeah suck it and today I lock eyes with him 3 times at lunch and last year he used to moan my name and and Wednesday I was walking into the cafeteria he was walking out and so he saw me and so he put out his arm when I was walking in like he put his arm out like he was going to hug me or grab me and I brushed right pass his arm and I feel stupid like I calculated where would I be if I let him grab me and I feel so stupid I could’ve been cornered by him like I would’ve been pushed against the wall by my crush BUT NO I BRUSHED PAST HIS ARM . But what do you guys think

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I bought 10 spx credit spreads 7625/7620 at 1120 this morning and has sat right above all day

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Bro, oil literally sat in the low 100s for weeks, just because trump said he won and strait was open. Market rarely makes sense these days. It's all vibes. and right now oil is just lacking the vibe, ya dig?

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ok so I’m in the 8th grade and I like this boy I can’t tell If he likes me or not so last week at lunch he called my name he said Emmanuel I’m going to grab your ass I knew he was jo but then he chased me until I sat next to my friend btw he knows im bi when I told him I was bi i was sitting with my friend me and her were play fighting and he said oooh Emmanuel got a girlfriend and than I said I’m gay then he hid behind one of his friends and so that happened the first week of school and last year in 7th grade he would call me bae sometimes I would drop something and bend over and when I bent over he said oh yeah suck it and today I lock eyes with him 3 times at lunch and last year he used to moan my name and and Wednesday I was walking into the cafeteria he was walking out and so he saw me and so he put out his arm when I was walking in like he put his arm out like he was going to hug me or grab me and I brushed right pass his arm and I feel stupid like I calculated where would I be if I let him grab me and I feel so stupid I could’ve been cornered by him like I would’ve been pushed against the wall by my crush BUT NO I BRUSHED PAST HIS ARM . But what do you guys think

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Yo mama so fat she sat on SPY the whole FOMC press conference

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The "priced in" sat at 23bps actually.

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Expectation was 25bps, but a 50bps hike was more likely than 0bps so the "priced in" sat a little higher than 25bps.

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I have been an INTC fan since, well, computers became mainstream back in the 90's....There share price sat around 20-30$ forever, then finally, boom.....their last CEO made the right bet with foundries, too bad he is not around to see his vision pay off....fucking board fired him! lol, idiots.

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Be me, 1:59 PM on FOMC day. I log into Reddit to check WallStreetBets, and thousands of smooth-brains are already weeping in the megathread. "B-bro, my 0DTE $720 calls lost 70% value in three seconds even though QQQ ticked up $0.50!" "IV crush is a hedge fund scam, JPow and Warsh rigged Vega against us bro!" Absolute paper-handed beta behavior. Imagine buying 400% implied volatility lottery tickets 60 seconds before a Fed rate decision and crying when the premium evaporates into thin air. What did you think was going to happen when the microphone turned on at 2:00 PM? You sat there sobbing into your cold Wendy’s fries because Delta couldn't outrun Vega. Pathetic. Real degenerates don't fear IV crush—we fuel up on it. Put the IV crush straight into my veins. Inject 0DTE volatility collapse directly into my main artery. I want the Greeks to violently rehouse my entire net worth before the press conference even hits the 10-minute mark. While you paper-hands are frantically setting limit orders trying to salvage $12 of premium, I am market-ordering 200 contracts of far-OTM options right into a $4.00 bid-ask spread. Enjoy your 1.5% annual yield risk-free high yield savings accounts, you risk-averse cowards. See you behind the Wendy's dumpster or on the moon at 4:00 PM.

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