When my grandma was baking, she would always sing a song whose chorus was: "I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for meeee." One time in particular, when I was maybe 10 or 11, my grandma and I were baking and I started singing the song, as we always did. But this time, my fat aunt was on the way from one state over to visit. My grandma said "make sure you don't sing that when your aunt gets here", then chuckled & started singing with me. After baking that day, I started thinking about my aunt's fatness & came to the conclusion that she probably couldn't ride a bike. The second my aunt arrived, I bet her $20 that she couldn't ride a bike. I was careful not to tell her why I thought she couldn't ride a bike. My aunt took me up on the bet & rode my grandma's bike around the neighborhood. I lost $20, and afterwards, my aunt yelled "OpeDefinitely thought I was too fat to ride a bike but I just earned $20." Good times. It's too bad that $LLY solved obesity because no kids will have childhood experiences like that anymore. Anyway, I just Googled the lyrics and it turns out that the song about fat women that my grandma & I sang while baking is a real produced song from the 1940s. I wasn't expecting that... The full thing is fucking hilarious. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dbmY58K6Xg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dbmY58K6Xg)

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Idk, just remember the game with the commercial that sang “Don’t Wake Daddy”

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And we sang bye bye call holder guy All your cash has turned to ash betting on SPY Those good 'ole bulls sit in the corner and cry Singin' "this will be the day that I die, This will be the day that I die."

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