Freaking stock is saving my stock portfolio like Hanks saved Private Ryan.

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We got Nolan fuckin Ryan pitching a shut out.

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NEWS: "RYAN COHEN IS TURNING GME ROUND" BLAH BLAH BLAH EXPERIENCE AT CHEWY BLAH BLAH BLAH - some dumbfuck analyst Looks at Chewy, down 69% from highs (niceeeee) PE still over 100. 🙄

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Shaving Privates of Ryan is even more painful🤕

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What level of dumb am I for buying GEMI at $33? Scale of 1 - 10. 1 being Ozzy Osbourne level stupid (drug-induced but potentially productive regardation), and 10 being Bryce Mitchell/Ryan Lochte level (complete and hopeless regardation)?

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It's a Ryan Cohen production? Hrmm...

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🌮’s got that Debby Ryan face

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Another day, another unlubed anal pounding from Ryan Cohen.

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literally saw this on my newsfeed today. never even heard of this company aside from being related to Ryan Cohen but the Hill's cat food I buy is cheaper here than on Amazon so they can +1 a customer I guess.

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