Zuck kissed the ring. Dw

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Explain to your wife how you spent more than her wedding ring cost for an ounce of gold

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Qualcomm throwing their hat in the ring

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Hello John, how are you doing today? You mailed my company a postcard requesting information on fake meat stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk; does that ring a bell?

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Not personally, but I did get you on the ring cam. If you don't want me to send the photos to your boyfriend - I'm gonna need something in return.

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Imagine, very shortly we may see a time where there are 0 global conflicts occurring. 8 wars in 8 months. 1 left. Never in history, I think, had there ever been a leader of any nation able to walk in and end all global large-scale conflict. And yet CNN has you believe he's the devil. Markets at literal all time high.. And yet CNN has you believe he is tanking the economy. Maybe its time you had an independent thought for tbe first time in your life? Maybe time to think about it without undo influence from the media or that hot girl with the nose ring on tiktok (who lets be honest, she would be hotter without the ring, and she also doesnt really know anything, let alone geopolitics). Just think about it.

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This is just like that one time when Dumbledoor took the ring to Mordor 🧙‍♂️🌋

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Why doesn’t Trump just give all world leaders magic rings that are controlled by an all powerful ring that only he can wield? Seems pretty easy rather than doing all this other stuff 

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Beyontard has a nice ring to it

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Name a better combo than white woman complaining and the Nextdoor/Ring apps 

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