This post is too smart. Let ppl get upvoted for talking about rubrik without knowing they cover completely different aspects of security. Also let ppl think CrowdStrike is better bc they’re too dumb to set up thresholds and too scared to rely on an automated playbook.

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Thank you! I hope you enjoyed your service! They really are the best haircutting salon! They continue to grow and so does sport clips, but sports clips rely on pushing sales

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Nah lmao he lost less than one year's salary over the course of more than a decade, <10%/year. Now that he's messed up badly enough to want to stop he will simply rely on his supportive family to take care of him. This is a nepo baby gambling addiction LARP tbh compared to the typical WSB post of a broke college student YOLOing their $5k student loans

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www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1qxtp2q/weekend_discussion_thread_for_the_weekend_of/o4bdisk/ I'mma just leave this here. Options chain don't lie. With this many puts waiting to expire this week and next, it will not go down without something unexpected/crazier than usual happening. High put open interest the clearest bull sign for SPY that we can rely on in this current market. Stop piling into Puts with VIX elevated above 16 unless you're doing 0DTE dumb shit.

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It still behaves too much like a speculative tech stock. I believe in it long term but in the short term i wouldn't rely on it going up. I have some but will wait for it to fall further to buy more. I think the bottom is far from in. I wouldn't mind being wrong though, that would strengthen the case for it.

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My image of Americans just being anxiety ridden burger eating folks that rely on Xanax to function of a day to day basis just wacking panic sell buttons on repeat

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I posted earlier that I decided to buy some stuff after hours for the first time since last April. I just opened my broker app and it looks like this weekend I won't need to rely on cheap dog food.

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