Today we've got: - PLTR pumping 4% over their zero contribution to that guy's dad snitching on him - TSLA pumping 7% over... Well, not really anything - MSFT pumping 2.25% off of still being married to OpenAI like everyone already knew - Micron pumping 4.6% off of the no-shit conclusion that lots of computers need lots of RAM These pumps represent over $192bn in market cap gain, enough money to eliminate world hunger for 5 years, end US homelessness for over 10, or fully fund 4 years of public college tuition or over 4 million students.

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# quick pump and RAM IT UP BER ASS

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It’s gonna turn you around and ram you

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