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There gonna wheel out a coffin on a dolly. Half the room will clap. Then he kool-aid-mans out of the verticals coffin and the other half of the room will clap. The market will trade sideways until the smoke machines turn off. Then who knows? >!bessent!<

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oh it does, this is making the value of PUTs reduce quite a bit

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A Monday full port strangle right now is the easiest money you’ll ever make. Thank me later

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Imagine if he brings out a new chart LOL 🤣🤣🤣

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This ought to be quite a crashout

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With “Rock You Like A Hurricane” by The Scorpions playing in the background

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These fucking "journalists" smh They're like cleaner fish getting all excited that a fucking hippo is about to come out and spray shit everywhere for them to slurp up.

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when you're a lender and your business is booming, it means a lot of people owe you money

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