New guy at work is named Tony Baglioni... I grew a fucking mustache and a gold chain on my neck just saying it out loud.

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Nicely done. So your strategy is to buy Leaps. What is your take profit target? What is your typical holding time on a position before closing?

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Its gonna look like a check mark after nvidia earnings

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Is GLD back or are we going for a dump again?

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Why is everything sliding off a fucking cliff

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*Bear looks deviously at you while pulling out a bottle of lube and throws it in the trash*

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If I ever see my local weather girl in person it's on site. Made so many plans on her forecast that have fucked me. She deserves a punch to the throat

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I just need one big v meta lol so I can gtfo, but it’s like a limp dick

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The year is 2045. NVDA has a $100 trillion market cap, although 99% of the world has extreme poverty. Every one has 10 screens in front of them full of AI slop and people eat McRat burgers all the time.

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I bought meta as a quick flip to sell right after earnings but now I’m a community member and apart of the meta shareholders forum

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