I went dumb in your mom last night. Tell your little brother I won’t be in his life as I’m leaving her a single mom

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I paper handed my calls and secured the gains Good luck bols 🫡

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I still remember the day I bought puts on MSRT at $330 and out of nowhere started pumping to 345

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rofl. 680 EOD! If you want some good laughs, here is my play. I know you dabble with the 0dte's. Make sure to checkout the DD too [https://www.reddit.com/r/PaperHandsInsights/comments/1otj76h/do\_not\_do\_this\_part\_2\_of\_3/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PaperHandsInsights/comments/1otj76h/do_not_do_this_part_2_of_3/)

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don't do it i love you

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Do i have to give my call gains back?

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Nah I’m up 155% from Friday I’m just laughing cause I just waste my time on ts lmao

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How high can MU go??? I took some off the table for now.

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unluck. I rode my calls thru a 75% drawdown this morning. I fomo bought 679c's at open

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