The market has been on hell mode since October 2025 Anyone who’s green in the last 6 months is a certified pro trader

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wait, an ex pro wrestler is now in charge of shit?

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took the fattest shit ever at a local bass pro shop

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Hegseth seems like a COD player who thinks he is pro but ain't

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Hahah. Box system, squeeze pro, trama

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Me receiving my profits today from my VIX selling before the US markets open yesterday... Do I just buy a PS5 Pro or stick it all in Apple to pay for the Fold in December...

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Pro tip: always assume reversion to the previous close. Adjust slightly for market trend, but at -0.6% open you should expect it to go up. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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iRan 16 Pro isn’t much different than the older model. Not worth the $200 billion upgrade IMO

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Pro tip. The market had bottomed last April just as 🥭was saying he was talking to Xi and China. Just as he paused those reciprocal tariffs. And just as China was denying the talks were even happening. That was April 7th last year, Here we are and he is “pausing” strikes and having chats with Iran and Iran is denying talks are happening. Every single sentiment and breadth indicator is in the toilet. Even lower than last April. Put positioning above April levels. I’m downvoted everywhere for saying this which tells me I’m correct. Far too much retail money building late short positions. Take a contrarian position here and get long. Friday was the equivalent of April 4th last year.

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