So...is Santa Rally cancelled? Cuz I was supposed to buy a PS5 Pro for a friend's kid, but might have to downgrade to some nasty shit like an Xbox.

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#wen ChatGPT 69.69 Super Pro

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ChatGPT 5.2 Pro is actually pretty insane. Think a lot of jobs are about to go poof in the next few years.

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Pro tip: instead of using the weather app in social situations. Use Zillow. It is both interesting, and makes it look like you’re looking for a house. For this reason. $Z calls

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What do you mean? It beat Gemini 3 pro in some benchmarks. I don't really care either way, I'm not switching sides, google is my choice and I'll take it to bankruptcy.

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Fuk..fuk..Amazon. It is a scam company. Amazon says my iPhone 17 Pro Max was delivered, but DHL’s tracking clearly shows it wasn’t delivered. Amazon keeps telling me to file a police report for theft, but the police said it’s not theft because DHL never delivered it. Now I’m stuck between Amazon and DHL with no phone and no refund. Not sure what to do anymore.

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ChatGPT new model released, way better than Google’s new Gemini 3 Pro

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ber at 3:00 AM: "we're gonna need a bigger bank account!" "is it time to dance yet?!" "hahahaha congrats on being a sucker bol!" ber at 9:30 AM: "wait what the fuck is this shit?? spy is red and so are my puts? what gives? SCAMMMM!!!!" ber at 10:00 AM: "HAHA!!!! I TOLD YOU SO! STOOOOPID BOL! WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH! Margarine Call and The Bigboy Shorts back to back movie marathon at my FUCKING MANSION TOMORROW WOOOOOHOOOO!!!!!" ber at literally 10:07 AM: "Dear God. It's me again. I know. I know. I said i would never do it again if you saved me this time but you see I HAD to sell my puts for a profit that was insane and then immediately buy further out of the money puts with all my money while they were most expensive. Please. Just this once I pro- hello? God? How the fuck do you hang up on a prayer god damnnnnnn." bers at 12:30 PM: "All I need is a casual 1,250% gain in the next 2 hours to break even but my experience tells me to hold out for +10,000% gains because they happen frequently and easily when you're a brilliant economist ber" bers at 3:00 PM: "I will suck dick for clean drinking water and a mentos" bers at 6:00 PM: "you can do whatever you want to me just please please shower before you do it" bers at 9:00 PM: "what do you mean you're legally required to ask what I intend to do with it?!! I'm a financial genius. I buy puts, okay? The market is overvalued okay? Now do you accept Klarna?"

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$MRVL [https://www.techradar.com/pro/this-tiny-chip-could-singlehandedly-solve-the-ram-shortage-by-allowing-hyperscalers-to-reuse-old-ddr4-memory-via-cxl-and-it-even-comes-with-an-extraordinary-feature](https://www.techradar.com/pro/this-tiny-chip-could-singlehandedly-solve-the-ram-shortage-by-allowing-hyperscalers-to-reuse-old-ddr4-memory-via-cxl-and-it-even-comes-with-an-extraordinary-feature)

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Lary Ellison and his Zionist palls are responsible for this with their ambitions of global domination of the entertainment sector so they can control all the pro isreal propaganda they pump into children's minds. Maybe I'm just bitter because my Oracle calls are worthless😂

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