I will not let j pow fuck me today

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Would be hilarious if J&J lost and then used the legal "Texas Two Step Bankruptcy" loophole the state handed companies on a silver platter, to avoid paying Texas.

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J. Pow announcing OpenAI collab with US Treasury.

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The last time j daddy spoke, we pumped. We usually dump so I’m gonna be honest here, I’m kinda retarded

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Not so sure it would be wise to settle it for shareholders of J&J or Kenvue’s. Inevitably would create a perception of guilt and be terrible for their reputation/trust as a brand (i.e admission they WERE hiding something) and likely open them up to more civil lawsuits. Neither of which are likely to lead to the blessed promised land of long term shareholder value.

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J Powell has done sweet fuck all to temper markets too - interested to see what he has to say tomorrow

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Imagine big daddy J just says fuck you and doesnt cut rates tomorrow. Now that would be fun to watch.

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NVDA to partner with J&J to sell AI baby powder!

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Who remembers the epic J Pow crash of Dec 19 2024? Looking forward to the fairly highly valued stocks showing how much they’re worth

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tf do I even do when grad school is over. Gonna have to get a j o b 🥲

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