theres a reason i didnt pick Delicious\_Call

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WSB begs for volatility but when volatility comes “what’s going on” “pick a direction” lol

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Wow. Guess I just sell and try and pick a winner after losing my buns.

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Smail sounds gross, you should have the Freshlyrade instead. And pick me up a Jr. Bacof while you're there, please.

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Look at top 100 movers and do a random number generator to pick one. Use up all $160 on that. Do not sell until it is up 10-20%. Better odds with that than whatever the fuck this is. Call a gambling help line. Cry.

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It’s good to pick the right side for once. I would hate to see spy giving back $4 today on.

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I’d say it’s easy to cherry-pick a bad frame from a video of anybody but then randomly paused on the video of him holding that chart 3x and this was the most flattering shot. https://preview.redd.it/1yjhndoa9okg1.png?width=992&format=png&auto=webp&s=f680c2c3cbd843af0c1646b9c7e69ca89babef02

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Just pick one man, it’s a casino

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Dominos earnings up or down pick a direction

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I expected this place to be funnier today, pick it up gentlemen (and lady)

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