I got 2k waiting to print somewhere. Wanted to park it this morning but haven't found anything yet.

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OKLO makes me sick knowing I saw this shit a mile away and didn’t have the patience to park money in calls

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South park hit the nail on the head with the "relax guy" catch phrase from their 🥭 character. Thats legit the only reason we're up.

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They don’t even have a product.. their office is some tiny warehouse in an industrial park. They had a brutal earnings last quarter and it STILL pumped. Still not shorting it though.

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figure out where to park this $25k

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Then it becomes a regular park no?

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my friday looks better and better as time passes: \-got green and was sitting flat when i saw the market start to tank \-decided i wasn't going to trade while market was in tweet-reaction mode, so i ate a homemade edible, did some gardening, then biked to the park to play disc golf \-came home to see the carnage and opened 670c & 700c on SPY for 12/31 right before market close \-covered calls on CIFR expired worthless, even though the strike was $15.50 and it closed at $16.97. the dip around 5:30 resulted in a DNE so I still have my shares - confirmed with broker already looking forward to the week ahead

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I’ve been calling the city for a month and asking what can be done about these birds that have been waging psychological warfare on me. These fucking things don’t care about anybody. They shit on my car every day no matter where I park it, they make noises while I’m trying to eat macaroni, they land on the branch outside my bathroom window and watch me while I’m trying to take a dump, it’s just become too much. I know they don’t respect Jesus because when my parents sent me to Bible camp in Nebraska as a 15 year-old the pastor there said birds are demonic because women see them as symbols of freedom. I don’t understand what I’m paying taxes for if these godforsaken bird menaces are just allowed to operate freely within city limits. It’s winged tyranny abetted by the deep bird state.  ✋😵‍💫🤚🔫 🐦 

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I'll have YOU know I'm making South park episodes

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I really think TSM is gna smack it out the park

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