The ai bubble better not pop the one time I’m fucking in on it

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Why is it the one time I buy calls for a longer expiration the market actually decides to pull back

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You might think the reason for the dump is because of economic uncertainty but the real reason is because the GYNA deal was missing one crucial piece that everyone wants: 15% off general Tso’s chicken

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ikr.. Its all just never ending liquidity sweeps. Even when we end session above $4k, one of the markets (Asia, Europoors, West) decides to dump to below 4k... :(

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Honestly it seems like it is. This is not a genuine drop, it's manufactured, since the earnings are holding solid for now. It's a one man drop for a day or two.. I'm going back into my bear sleep.

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This payout is one of the bigest scam out there, forget the 1trillon payout, that's just there to make it seems like its impossible to get and thus, make it seem like a good deal. The real payout, the 1st tranche etc, is pretty much guaranteed. 1st tranche = 10million car sold. tesla has already sold nearly 2 million cars, and are selling round 1.8 a year, so basically, elon just has to do nothing for 6 years, and for that, he gets 100billion in shares. The next tranche, 10m FSD sold, at 10,000 each, that = 100billion, yes, thats right, every single penny of FSD sold, (not the profit, just the revenue) all goes to elon. 1m robo taxi, at 50,000 each = 50b, so elon could literally by 1m robo taxi himself and make a nice 50b profit, 1m robot sold, again, no specfifcation on what the robot can do, could literally buy 1m optimus prime toys and say here you go. Its such a scam.

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Dude. You fucked up my order. I wanted a vanilla frosty not a chocolate one.

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I love betting against SRPT I should have played earnings for this one

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Haha nah, I’m rooting for the apes but I’m gonna stay away from this one. You know how it goes, “Fool me once…”

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I needed a few thousand. I turned 600 into 8300 when mango dropped the market. After getting that 8300 I was told that the only way to make money is to work. If i had held my original position that 600 would have turned into $17000 pretty quick, but surely... I am here for a reason. $600 into $8300 is not life changing. It's almost just enough to keep me where I am at... but it's a real thing that I did. One could even have an affliction towards the market – where every win is an affirmation. Every loss doesn't do that. And don't get me wrong... I love rubbing it in bulls faces. I'm just ignorant is all.

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