Congrats! That's the way to do it, give the inlaws a break on your comission. Better yet, give us your next tip..

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And invest those profits in a meme that drops 50% the next week.

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Kraft Heinz is one of a hundred nails in the coffin of Buffett's philosophy and the long dead era of value investing

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So a different version of Google. Got it. With some AI p*or mixed in. Thanks Sam Altman!

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The internet has been going to shit for a long time because of obtrusive ads, autoplaying videos, and obnoxious social media users. The main appeal of AI chatbots is not that they're smart, it's that they allow you some access to the content of the internet without having to deal with any of that crap

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CMG aint been this low since 4/10/23 when it was 33.29, is that a double bottom? Sucks!!

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Expectations were too high, but they killed it and this is a buying opportunity

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It’s more about preventing greater losses - and it’s the only tool they’ve got to hand. The hawkish talk is just play-acting to prevent a panic whilst employers are dumping during the shutdown.

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I had to have it broken down how exactly the non-cash tax expense worked. Essentially, they took a loss on their books of roughly $15.93 billion and paid $1.6 billion in cash (roughly). They lost their ability to defer tax credits, I believe.

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META and NFLX suffering from the same thing. Both would've had amazing earnings otherwise. Should be a buy the dip moment.

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