To let external calls go to voicemail, and the c staff will tell the Investor Relations Dept. who to speak with in the future...

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"we eat so many shrimp we got iodine poisoning" -pimp c

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You have no idea what you’re talking about. Chip Wilson was highly critical of the board and c-suite, and his departure makes perfect sense.

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Bers are always: a) wrong b) stupid c) fat and ugly d) all of the above

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How many people do you think need to die there before they can all finally agree and talk about A/C rights?

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A breakdown of CVNA Market strategy. Company A buys your car for $8,000, which is worth 10,000. Company A then creates company B under new name. Company B buys the car from Company A for $15,000, showing an 80% margin. Company A stock price skyrockets. Company B then sells your car for $10,000, taking a 30% loss. Company B files for bankruptcy. Company A insiders sell billions of stock at inflated price, then take some of that money and create Company C. Rinse and fucking repeat.

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Must be something with GPT5.2 b/c GOOG dipped at the same time

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A CFO dumping $4.8M in shares doesn’t mean much if his net worth is 10x that. That money could be spent A: on gifts for his family, B: real estate, C: gambling with WSB, or D: all of the above.

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Dropped 10k on Google calls for May. 315 c.

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Picked up may 315 C on GOOGL buy zone rn.

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