Know what? You're a smart motherfucker

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thx for the payoff matrix, I did consider atm calls first and was waiting for a good entry point but nke pumped the last days (missed the drop to 65 yesterday), so the payoff isn't that enticing anymore. I will size the play very small and if the pump isn't high enough cut my losses completly after the earnings call, if it pumps decently I will reduce my position a bite and let the rest ride until feb

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Lend a helping hand this holiday season by volunteering at your local soup kitchen and handing out food to some of your fellow regards who have lost it all trying to make it to Valhalla

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*”Broadcom stock reverses lower on a misinterpretation of what the CEO said on the earnings call.”* > #LMAO 😮‍💨👌

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It’s just a chapter in life

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LULU or ORCL? chasing a rising star or catching a falling knife?

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Some chick thoughts for you: Lulu isn’t cool anymore. Rent the runway not big with gen z (too much $, not funky enough) and millennial women are moving into mom style with a fewer items, better quality and pairs with anything outlook. RTR needs monthly subscribers to work, not just one off event renting… Agree on ulta. Throw in some target while you’re at it (ulta and target have a partnership). Or even gap if you’re anti-target.

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Jack off 5 times a day, don’t have a job. Study like 100 hrs a week, have sex 6 or 8 times a day, do like 13 lines of coke daily. Dress for success and yes you’ll be good.

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Sitting on my hands holding these longs through the chop. Back in November I knew russel was going to outperform but I doubted myself because I was worried about rates and their negative correlations with the russel. So I went with the "safer" trade and bought nasdaq. Made a good chunk change but it would be 25-50% more had i stuck with my original thesis. 

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