Genuinely can’t understand how anyone could be a substantial amount of money into $TSLA It could dump 50% and every talking head would still say it’s over valued Disclaimer I am msft bagholder

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Get a life bro. You’ve commented 10 times in 5 minutes. No one cares what you say.

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I bought SOXS calls expecting a sell of leading up to MU earnings.

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I banged another hooker once who was falling asleep while giving me head. I said wtf. So she took out a crack pipe, smoked it, and went turbo mode.

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1 billion in an hour sounds pretty insane for a console only initial release. That means like 15% of all global current-gen console owners have to buy GTA6 within 1 hour of launch. That doesn't seems very realistic to me. A few days just like gta5 seems way more realistic

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msft in a worse place gng

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MSFT is a cuck.

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When I was 21 I told my gf I had since I was 17 that I never liked her because I didn’t know how else to end a relationship because it was my first time breaking up. Truth is I loved her still but got bored and wanted to sleep around because I was young and dumb. Found out later I absolutely destroyed her mental health and self esteem for years.

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I've said no a few times

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