Shits running to $300 ngl

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It´s pumping for a while. The harvests just keep coming in terrible. Same for cocoa. Guess this might continue until some chinese biotech starup creates genetically modified coffee that can grow in different conditions. And if one does I want shares of that Flankenstein Corporation. Not saying this is climate change, but it ain´t aliens, b... ro.

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J POWELL that PP will b sucked for a 50bps cut. Let’s go to the moon 🚀

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I SPY with my little eye something beginning with the letter B

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TSLA does $100B / yr in revenue, $1.3 T market cap AAPL does $400 B / yr. $3.5 T market cap. TSLA also has a deep but fairly uncertain product bench. Their revenue is as a car & also a solar/power grid battery company. But at their core they are a technology company. There's some chance TSLA productize self-driving as a service for other car brands, autonomous taxi-network as a service, AI training and inference chips as a product, and/or humanoid robot - you can decide how you want to weight the likelihood of that chance, but some investors will give it high weight. It makes it hard to have too much conviction in a bear thesis.

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Ditch the coffee - ditch the energy drinks - sun your b hole instead for pure natural energy 🍑🌞

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Ngl I don’t feel like working I just wanna hit the lottery and live like a sloth

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You honestly waited to some pretty good buying points for those first dozen or so especially Google which we all know now I bought one f****** contract that's paid me $1,000 a day lately total long call b******* too. But those are nice numbers man That's what I'm trying to be at

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B.

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Which scenario seems most likely?? A. stonks only go up B. Stonks fall after rate cut, only to be bought into around month end. Rally through October. C. Stonks rally through September, fall during the first two weeks of October, rally through year end. D. The Atlas space thingy turns out to be aliens who destroy the earth around Halloween. Stonks continue to rally through year end.

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